Bobby: I'm gonna take the fingerprints down to the police station.
Pip: What the hell are you gonna say? "I found fingerprints on my glasses." Then they'd go "Are you sure they aren't yours?"
Bobby: "No, they can't be. I'm a vampire!"
Nathan: There's another vampire in the station and he slaps his own forehead. The cop just thinks you're crazy.
Bobby: "I'll prove it, look!" Then I'll smash the desk with my fist.