Nathan: Are daigos from Dagobah? How is Yoda doing anyway?
KGB: Fuck you.
Nathan: you know the Philippines are a third world country because we a have a word that means "smells like pee"
KGB: lovely
KGB: thats urintastic
KGB: i thought it was because your economy is in ruin and the populace is a bunch of clucking idiots and the leadership is a grotesque army of enormous insects?
Nathan: no
Nathan: the word is enough
KGB: oh ok
KGB: that is pretty bad
KGB: you should all be thankful the spanish "civilized" your asses
Nathan: lol
Nathan: fuck you
Nathan: we had yo-yos
KGB: yeah, you bastards killed magellan with what is today a novelty toy
Nathan: LMAO
KGB: you know, we really should record and publish these conversations, they are so hilarious
KGB: save all conversations with me
Nathan: yeah i can make money in the future
Nathan: selling dirt on Ken B
Nathan: "he's a racist!"
Nathan: etc
KGB: hey, your hands ain't exactly clean
Nathan: shut up
Nathan: Go train
Nathan: Yoda is waiting
KGB: ?
KGB: asshole
Nathan: lift the X-Wing
Nathan: lift it
KGB: and shove it up your ass