Not even class is safe.

Nathan: Sweet
Nathan: My sisters new van just got totally fucked
Thomas: sour
Thomas: ????
Nathan: We were turning left w/ a huge moving truck, on our
right also turning left
Nathan: Tiny street
Thomas: did this just happen NOW
Nathan: Bush & Montgomery
Nathan: Yeah
Nathan: We'll a bit ago
Thomas: so.... what happened?
Nathan: So
Nathan: We don't have front bumper.
Thomas: :-
Thomas: :-/
Nathan: Yep
Nathan: Brand new van.
Nathan: Still no reg car
Nathan: Card
Thomas: honda odesy?
Nathan: Yeah
Thomas: so... this truck took the turn sharper than physically
possible
Thomas: causing him to occupy the same space as your van? Nathan: Yes. Nathan: He "thought she was gonna make the turn"
Thomas: so... your front right fender is fucked as well? Nathan: My sis got pics Nathan: I'll pop'em online Nathan: Later
Thomas: k
Nathan: So
Nathan: Sup?
Thomas: bio
Thomas: notes notes notes
Nathan: Yum
Thomas: yeah
Nathan: So
Nathan: Want a silver Odessy bumper?
Nathan: It's a 2k4
Thomas: lol
Thomas: no thanks
Nathan: Sure?
Nathan: It's shiny
Thomas: yeah... I don't have one
Thomas: and.... ripped apart?
Nathan: No
Nathan: It's intact
Nathan: We took it off cause it only had one screw remaining
on the left.
Thomas: lol
Nathan: Ooooh
Nathan: Hot car part scraping the ground action Nathan: Get the email?
Thomas: yeah
Thomas: lol
Thomas: stop making me laugh...
Nathan: LoL
Nathan: Hot
Nathan: It's grinding
Thomas: LMAO
Nathan: Ooooh
Nathan: Ok
Nathan: So the reason we were turning was because we were
going to visit my bro in law to show what happened to the van a few mins
before
Nathan: We were coming out of a parking garage Nathan: Chink man directs us Nathan: "Go foreward" Nathan: So we did Nathan: Into a column Nathan: Yeah Nathan: Lyla: Chinese men shouldn't do valet
Thomas: lol
Nathan: So yeah
Nathan: I guess God goes
Thomas: 'ma+
Thomas: LMAO*
Nathan: "Uh how can I make this better"
Nathan: "Ooo I'll have a truck hit her so their insurance will
cover the repairs."
Thomas: stop making me laugh!!!!
Nathan: Hey my sis wants to ask your teacher if it's true that
the clitoris is just a tiny penis?
Thomas: wow.
Nathan: Dude this sound pWns. Now I know what it sounds like
to drag a midget under the car.
Thomas: ok... I'm not reading anymore til I'm out of class Nathan: Ok. Nathan: It's probably for the better.