asphalt mystery meat

littlemama287: I feel awful
FalcnGuard: maybe it was a raccoon
FalcnGuard: no one likes those
littlemama287: no!
littlemama287: it was a cat!
littlemama287: raccons aren't gray
FalcnGuard: umm...yeah they are
littlemama287: oh?
littlemama287: great
littlemama287: wen racoons get hurt, other racoons check on it
littlemama287: so....if it dies in the middle of the street
littlemama287: more racoons will die
littlemama287: and its all my fault
littlemama287: *sobs*
FalcnGuard: sounds like you joined PETA or something.....
littlemama287: well I don't want to kill em if I'm not gonna eat em!!!!1
FalcnGuard: lovely
FalcnGuard: now, you are a redneck
littlemama287: NO!!!
littlemama287: I do not eat racoons
FalcnGuard: hick
FalcnGuard: hillbilly
littlemama287: now beaver
littlemama287: under the right circumstances
littlemama287: I MIGHT eat
FalcnGuard: now, you're lesbian
littlemama287: LMAO
littlemama287: under the right circumstances
littlemama287: yes
littlemama287: yes I might
FalcnGuard: wow