flat tire and wi-fi ftw

blakdak707: sweet
blakdak707: my tire sploded
l33t1701: ?
l33t1701: You're kidding
blakdak707: nope
l33t1701: Wow
l33t1701: You have awesome luck
blakdak707: yup
l33t1701: Flat, or blown out?
blakdak707: 'sploded
blakdak707: like... I was on rim
blakdak707: the tires there
l33t1701: Wow
blakdak707: but it isn't doin shit
l33t1701: Wtf
l33t1701: Slapping on the spare?
blakdak707: AAA is coming
blakdak707: but I got it out and stuff
blakdak707: today would be the day I decide to wear white
l33t1701: Awesome
l33t1701: So I was right
l33t1701: Acid does work on vulcanized rubber
blakdak707: .......
blakdak707: hot.
l33t1701: Er
l33t1701: I mean
l33t1701: Um
l33t1701: Look! A distraction!
l33t1701: *runs*
blakdak707: LOL
blakdak707: *drives after him*
blakdak707: *loses control*
blakdak707: *crashes*
blakdak707: *dies*
blakdak707: *runs after him*
l33t1701: But, you died
blakdak707: brains!
l33t1701: Oh man
blakdak707: I evolved into zombie thomas
l33t1701: Fucking hell
blakdak707: I mean.... brains!
l33t1701: The wifi here never works when I actually NEED it
blakdak707: LOL
blakdak707: so copper mesh DOES work on wifi
blakdak707: er
blakdak707: um
blakdak707: I mean
blakdak707: look a distraction!
blakdak707: *eats his brains*