Test Drive

Katy: Choose your size with Megadik!
Peter: ...
Peter: can i buy TightenVag instead?
Peter: size being relative, and all....
Katy: stop sleeping with sluts?
Peter: see, it's a catch-22
Peter: sluts are slutty, innocent girls don't put out...and when they do, they transition to slut
Peter: you can't win!
Peter: i protest the system!!!
Katy: once it gets too used, trade it up for a fresher model
Peter: leasing > buying used?
Katy: yep
Peter: i think i want the leather upgrade and power steering options next time
Katy: make sure you specify that on your order
Katy: they always fuck it up if you aren't specific
Peter: i'd need a test drive first, of course
Katy: i think they'll let you do that
Katy: as long as you don't overuse the merchandise
Peter: you can't really tell how well it handles without hitting some curves
Katy: you'd have to take that up with the salespeople
Katy: some of them will let you ride it a little harder
Peter: i'm not talking totally bang it up
Peter: just....push it a bit
Katy: obviously you'd have to make sure you found the right one for you
Katy: gotta make sure you have plenty of room, or not, as the case may be
Peter: trunk space can be important
Peter: altho i'm more interested in the headlights
Peter: safety first, and all that jazz
Katy: of course
Peter: and of course standard maintenance, don't want any oil leaks and such
Peter: ....PS: we are such dorks
Peter: <3
Katy: we really are
Katy: <3