Hmm

UchikomaPlatinum: This weather blows
oczpeter: You're tellin me
oczpeter: I have no heat
oczpeter: Freezin my ass off here >_<
UchikomaPlatinum: >.<
UchikomaPlatinum: Does being attracted to a trany make you gay?
oczpeter: Yes
UchikomaPlatinum: Hm
UchikomaPlatinum: Does being attracted to a tranny make you gay?
oczpeter: ...
UchikomaPlatinum: SAY NO
UchikomaPlatinum: SAAAAAAY NO
UchikomaPlatinum: ;_;
oczpeter: ...
oczpeter: What did you do?
UchikomaPlatinum: Nothing
UchikomaPlatinum: but I think linetrap is cute
oczpeter: ...
oczpeter: You are a gay
UchikomaPlatinum: But I'm attracted to her femanine qualities, not her
penis
oczpeter: You're attracted to her feminine penis
oczpeter: PENIS
oczpeter: Ps: feel free to thank me for being such and awesome and
understanding friend
oczpeter: Its okay

Section_9_Browncoat: Basically a woman with a penis
caremaster448: but
caremaster448: not a woman.
caremaster448: was born male sir.
Section_9_Browncoat: I'm not attracted to the penis, but the rest of the package is decent
caremaster448: penis = male
Section_9_Browncoat: Yeah I know
caremaster448: yeah but the package
caremaster448: it comes with the penis
Section_9_Browncoat: Yeah
caremaster448: s/he is going to want to use the penis in your ass.
Section_9_Browncoat: LoL
caremaster448: lol

oczpeter: And in your mouth
oczpeter: Dick in any orifice = teh gay
oczpeter: That you're aware off
oczpeter: But if you don't realize it's a trap till it's too late, well,
that's why they call it a trap
oczpeter: But going in knowingly, yeah
oczpeter: Can't defend that
UchikomaPlatinum: Then I'm waiting for her to get the op.
oczpeter: Heh
UchikomaPlatinum: THEN  WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE PENIS
UchikomaPlatinum: (Me)
oczpeter: Link me a pic?
oczpeter: You will
oczpeter: In your rectum
UchikomaPlatinum: LoL
UchikomaPlatinum: I have to search
oczpeter: Now, I'm just saying you're gay
UchikomaPlatinum: Ass
oczpeter: Not that there's something wrong with gay
UchikomaPlatinum: You know we didn't ask who was the big spoon on new
years
oczpeter: You should accept the cock in your ass if that's what makes
you happy
UchikomaPlatinum: Google linetrap
UchikomaPlatinum: First result is her myspac
oczpeter: I'm on my phone
oczpeter: No power, remember?
UchikomaPlatinum: O
oczpeter: Kind of sad, actually
UchikomaPlatinum: I keep looking
oczpeter: I'm driving around randomly
oczpeter: Because my car has a phone charger and heater
UchikomaPlatinum: LOL
UchikomaPlatinum: Dave and Buster's tonight at 9
UchikomaPlatinum: You in?
oczpeter: Which? Great mall?
UchikomaPlatinum: I ask
oczpeter: If I can take a hot shower before then, yes
oczpeter: If not, maybe
oczpeter: I feel like shit and not too keen on the cold shower just yet
UchikomaPlatinum: My house has power
oczpeter: Also, don't want todrink too much
oczpeter: I see your ploy to get me wet and naked there, sir
UchikomaPlatinum: That's fine don't gotta drink at all
UchikomaPlatinum: LOL
UchikomaPlatinum: Lmao