LIKE A FIREHOSE

Peter: so what's your plan for the weekend?
Peter: i hear good things about chloroform
Nathan: try to get to the city without dying
Nathan: try to park without dying
Nathan: try to interact with stacy without dying
Nathan: go home
Nathan: die
Peter: ...
Peter: can i have your stuff?
Nathan: fuck that i'm jizzing on it all first
Nathan: before you say it
Nathan: i know
Peter: ...do you have some lysol with your stuff?
Nathan: it's not much of a deterrent
Nathan: I'M JIZZING ON THAT TOO
Peter: that's a lot of jizz
Peter: with refractory periods, i'm thinking that's several hours of masturbation
Peter: you might need to account for that in your plans
Nathan: yeah i'm planning on dying on sunday at midnight
Peter: SKEET SKEET LIKE A FIREHOSE