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Sandria Tran: need help with new product name
Peter: The OCZ EXTREME Super High Performance 1.21 Jigawatt Flux Capacitor
Sandria Tran: haha
Sandria Tran: no
Peter: what's it for? :P
Sandria Tran: what do you think of celerity
Sandria Tran: usb 3.0
Sandria Tran: I believe
Peter: actually i kind of like that
Peter: i'm a fan of infrequently used words
Sandria Tran: k I vote for my word
Sandria Tran: Jess says it's too girly
Sandria Tran: boooooooo
Peter: um speed has no gender
Sandria Tran: "not edgy enough"
Sandria Tran: help!
Sandria Tran: they want to use phoenix but we're not allowed to spell it phoenix...maybe fenix or something lol
Peter: quicksilver?
Peter: hell if i know
Sandria Tran: that's already a major brand
Peter: *shrug*
Peter: i still like basing it off a speed word
Peter: but oh wells
Sandria Tran: but there aren't a lot of words that could be a product name
Sandria Tran: swift...
Sandria Tran: lol
Peter: velocity
Peter: which is probably taken
Sandria Tran: lol
Sandria Tran: a million times over
Sandria Tran: we even sell to velocity micro
Peter: ah well, i got nothin'
Peter: my vote is for celerity
Peter: tachyon
Peter: since they're a fan of subatomic particles already
Sandria Tran: ...
Peter: what?
Peter: they went with neutrino and neutrino ion
Peter: a tachyon moves faster than the speed of light, and it's based off the greek root for speed
Peter: also, tachyons are hypothetical and may not really exist....just like most of our products
Peter: i call it a win
Sandria Tran: lol