I'd need at least a few more shots...

Peter: omgdrunk
Peter: yay margarita friday's
David Torres: wow im so fucking jealous
David Torres: i cant even begin to explain
Peter: Ken Barrango: ...
Ken Barrango: I hate you
Peter: muahahahahaha
Peter: and!
Peter: it was all expensed!
Peter: <3
David Torres: you realize that the next time we see you, we're goin to string you up by your testicles
David Torres: right?
Peter: it's so worth it
Peter: now i'm just opening and closing files in an attempt to look not drunk
David Torres: LKOL
Peter: oh god
Peter: i'm drunk and on starcitygames
Peter: someone stop me
14:00
David Torres: bai me things too!
Peter: ...
Peter: ken said the same thing
David Torres: but you're drunk and not next to us. this is the only way we can currently take advantage of you
David Torres: ^_^
Peter: 1x burst lightning, several zendikar lands
Peter: what else?
David Torres: JtMS
David Torres: thanks
Peter: ...
Peter: i'm not THAT drunk
David Torres: BOOO