My Cock.

[23:34:10] Nathan: man
[23:34:14] Nathan: my cock is so huge
[23:34:16] Nathan: i can't contain it
[23:34:28] Nathan: it's all over the place
[23:35:21] Nathan: wanna help me wrestle it in?
[23:36:11] Thomas: no
[23:36:14] Thomas: but im sure arash will
[23:36:17] Nathan: it keeps flying around and rustling the hens
[23:36:20] Nathan: i need to get it in the pen
[23:36:22] Nathan: if not
[23:36:25] Nathan: we'll kill it and eat it
[23:36:28] Nathan: then you can eat my cock
[23:36:35] Thomas: LMAO
[23:36:51] Thomas: did you do this just because widowmakers is in desperate need of an update?
[23:36:56] Nathan: no
[23:37:06] Nathan: i usually start peopel with "My cock is so huge"
[23:37:10] Nathan: then they either leave or ignore it
[23:37:12] Nathan: so i don't continue
[23:37:16] Nathan: it's not the same in person
[23:37:18] Nathan: with a minister
[23:37:26] Nathan: at a funeral
[23:37:38] Thomas: LMFAO!!!!