Insanity.

Because Sometimes We're Just Too Funny.

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Thursday, July 01, 2004

Yum.

[19:34:47] Nathan: Don't you have any phobias?
[19:34:53] Thomas: umm..
[19:34:57] Thomas: not that im aware of
[19:35:00] Nathan: kay
[19:35:03] Thomas: why.. you have aracnaphobia?
[19:35:07] Nathan: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS UNTIL YOU BLEED
[19:35:09] Nathan: How 'bout now?

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Spiders and Ninjas

[21:12:19] Nathan: sup
[21:12:42] Thomas: a GINNORMOUS spider just waltzed across my desk
[21:12:50] Nathan: LOL
[21:12:53] Nathan: waltzed eh
[21:12:58] Nathan: did he have a partner?
[21:13:04] Thomas: yeah
[21:13:08] Thomas: my MOUSE
[21:13:29] Nathan: LMFAO
[21:13:33] Nathan: how big was it really
[21:14:17] Thomas: legs an all it was prolly a little bigger than a quarter...
[21:14:20] Thomas: diameter wise
[21:14:30] Nathan: holy fuck
[21:14:35] Nathan: count your fingers
[21:14:39] Nathan: make sure you have them all still
[21:14:42] Thomas: lol
[21:14:45] Thomas: yeah
[21:14:46] Thomas: it was weird
[21:14:48] Nathan: was it mostly bod or mostly leg
[21:14:54] Thomas: cuz.. i saw a little bit of move,ent....
[21:15:08] Thomas: and then it crawled across my white desk calender
[21:15:13] Nathan: lol
[21:15:15] Thomas: and off onto my black desktop
[21:15:22] Thomas: where it was never to be seen agaib
[21:15:23] Nathan: i havea weird bite type thing on my knee
[21:15:25] Nathan: wanan see
[21:15:25] Thomas: again*
[21:16:11] Nathan: im hungry
[21:16:13] Nathan: feed me daddy
[21:17:01] Thomas: you like sushi?
[21:17:25] Thomas: how bout a spider roll?
[21:17:39] Nathan: lmfao
[21:17:47] Thomas: so... no?
[21:17:58] Nathan: i just ninja-ed 40 rice krispy treats into my room
[21:18:15] Thomas: ninja-ed....lmao
[21:18:22] Nathan: im not kidding
[21:18:29] Nathan: it involved a smoke bomb and a garrote
[21:19:01] Thomas: LOL

[21:24:05] Ken: smoke bomb?
[21:24:08] Ken: garrote?
[21:24:14] Ken: for RICE KRISPIES!!
[21:24:30] Nathan: it happens
[21:24:40] Ken: i am so scared

*knockknock*
Nathan: Come in.
Mom: Are you hungry, son?
Nathan turns, Rice Krispy Treat in hand, mouth full and moving.
Nathan: No.
Mom. ...

[21:26:27] Thomas: brb
[21:26:38] Nathan: assembling a hunting party?
[21:26:46] Nathan: better catch it before it eats your brother
[21:26:53] Thomas: LOL