[09:52PM] Pip: So will you really not do it at group get-togethers?
[09:53PM] Funk-a-potimus: once i get better at it i will
[09:53PM] Pip: ...but if you don't do it how will you get better?
[09:54PM] Funk-a-potimus: i'll be doing it online and hopefully getting better that way
[09:54PM] Pip: Would you like to do it tonight?
[09:54PM] Nathan: that's hot
[09:54PM] Nathan: lemme cut and paste this conversation
[09:54PM] Pip: It wasn't meant to be.
[09:55PM] Nathan: starting from "So will you..."
[09:55PM] Nathan: stopping at "Would you like..."
[09:55PM] Pip: Sick.

[09:55PM] Funk-a-potimus: i'd prefer not to tonight, i have a head-ache
[09:55PM] Nathan: LOL
[09:55PM] Nathan: awesome
[09:56PM] Pip: That's what you always say.
[09:56PM] Pip: Okay where is Bobby.
[09:56PM] Funk-a-potimus: i'm very delicate
[09:56PM] Nathan: Rebooting never took so long.
[09:57PM] *** Bobby has joined the chat.
[09:57PM] Nathan: hey
[09:57PM] Bobby: i have returned
[09:57PM] Nathan: i know you
[09:57PM] Nathan: you're S4!
[09:57PM] Bobby: shut up
[09:57PM] Nathan: [Girls come running in screaming]
[09:57PM] Nathan: S4 we love you!
[09:58PM] Bobby: yea right
[09:58PM] Nathan: if we starta band
[09:58PM] Nathan: that's the name
[09:58PM] Funk-a-potimus: now we gotta do it
[09:58PM] Nathan: I'll play the electric triangle.
[09:58PM] Nathan: dibs
[09:58PM] Bobby: yea and we better keep from the public what it means
[09:58PM] Bobby: i got the guitar
[09:59PM] Bobby: and pip is the screaming vocals
[09:59PM] Nathan: no
[09:59PM] Nathan: cant ruin his voice
[09:59PM] Nathan: he'll sing the melody
[09:59PM] Nathan: you'll scream
[09:59PM] Nathan: while doing woman on Funk-a-potimus's drums
[09:59PM] Bobby: alright
[09:59PM] Nathan: women*
[09:59PM] Pip: lol
[09:59PM] Pip: What an interesting band.
[09:59PM] Nathan: I'll paly phat rythms on my triangle
[09:59PM] Bobby: and playing the guitar all at ounce
[09:59PM] Nathan: rhythms
[09:59PM] Nathan: spell it for me pip
[09:59PM] Pip: And the girls will be all up ons.
[09:59PM] Nathan: oh yeah
[10:00PM] Nathan: all up ons
[10:00PM] Pip: rhythms
[10:00PM] Pip: yeah
[10:00PM] Pip: anyways.

CJ: I wanted to work on my exalted char so it's nothing like jimmy's, cause noone wants to be like jimmy in any way

Nathan: Are daigos from Dagobah? How is Yoda doing anyway?
KGB: Fuck you.
Nathan: you know the Philippines are a third world country because we a have a word that means "smells like pee"
KGB: lovely
KGB: thats urintastic
KGB: i thought it was because your economy is in ruin and the populace is a bunch of clucking idiots and the leadership is a grotesque army of enormous insects?
Nathan: no
Nathan: the word is enough
KGB: oh ok
KGB: that is pretty bad
KGB: you should all be thankful the spanish "civilized" your asses
Nathan: lol
Nathan: fuck you
Nathan: we had yo-yos
KGB: yeah, you bastards killed magellan with what is today a novelty toy
Nathan: LMAO
KGB: you know, we really should record and publish these conversations, they are so hilarious
KGB: save all conversations with me
Nathan: yeah i can make money in the future
Nathan: selling dirt on Ken B
Nathan: "he's a racist!"
Nathan: etc
KGB: hey, your hands ain't exactly clean
Nathan: shut up
Nathan: Go train
Nathan: Yoda is waiting
KGB: ?
KGB: asshole
Nathan: lift the X-Wing
Nathan: lift it
KGB: and shove it up your ass

KGB: the great and illustrious Microsoft Corporation says that it may develop the Xbox2
KGB: a bigger better doorstop
KGB: one the likes of man has yet to encounter
KGB: just think of the possibilities man
KGB: no door, no matter its size, will be able to close against the will of Human Kind

KGB: are you into hot penis pumping action?
KGB: then have i got an offer for you

[22:44:01] Andrew: heh
[22:44:11] Andrew: i figured we needed to chat about stuff
[22:44:17] Andrew: we're all online
[22:44:22] Andrew: chances are doing nothing
[22:44:38] Andrew: and if i were a sim?
[22:44:45] Andrew: my social would be alot lower than it normally would be
[22:44:49] Andrew: and my bladder alot highre

Nathan: We all live in a yellow submarine.
Clint: true dat my niggah

Clint: cant wait till tomorrow
Nathan: why?
Clint: thats when the scorpion king comes out
Nathan: ah
Clint: after that, no longer will i be subjected to the advertisments
Clint: i hate them
Clint: theyre so fucking stupid
Clint: ... as they walked out into the darkness, a little bit of civilization burned...
Clint: there is a picture of the wto building falling. the caption is "its raining civilization!:"

weeks later

Clint: i need an advertisement that says
Clint: "yurtle the turtle is.... THE SCORPION KING"

Nathan: anyway
Nathan: need sleep
Clint: no
Nathan: TTY tomorrow
Clint: not now
Nathan: ?
Clint: wait
Nathan: what
Clint: stay up
Clint: little later
Nathan: cant
Clint: hahah
Nathan: need sleep
Clint: ill talk azn for you
Clint: plz?
Clint: ... i dont know any more azn

Clint: so
Clint: whats up?
Nathan: so
Nathan: sup?
Clint: I FUCKIN ASKED YOU FIRST

Clint: i hate smurfs. you know that? smurfs are just stupid. especially when interposed onto porn.

Nathan: I had a dream I keep trying to do Mary's Dynamite Rose but the joystick wasn't responding right and I kept losing.
Andrew: I had a dream like that, Akuma kept doing Demon Strike over and over.
Andrew: I had to keep dodging it by jumping over him every time.
Andrew: and if he hit me
Andrew: Satan would kill my family.

TP: i need a great dane
TP: in case my truck breaks down... i can have somethng to ride to work......
TP: but also cuz theyre fucking huge and no one would fuck with me and i would be fairly confident it can pretty much eat anything it would encounter