D&D S&M

[23:03:03] falcnguard: i put on my wizards hat and robe
[23:03:24] PlatnmWpn: i cast eroticism level 3
[23:03:38] falcnguard: reflected
[23:03:44] PlatnmWpn: tumble
[23:03:46] PlatnmWpn: backstab
[23:03:55] PlatnmWpn: natrural twenty
[23:03:59] PlatnmWpn: i hit you with my penis +1
[23:04:08] PlatnmWpn: roll fortitude save
[23:04:10] PlatnmWpn: or submit
[23:04:14] falcnguard: submit
[23:04:22] falcnguard: anal absorbtion +3
[23:04:34] PlatnmWpn: ugh
[23:04:35] PlatnmWpn: fine
[23:04:46] PlatnmWpn: i apply lube of hades
[23:05:08] falcnguard: i equip cock ring of unholy might
[23:05:22] PlatnmWpn: making a samina check
[23:05:26] PlatnmWpn: stamina*
[23:05:29] PlatnmWpn: fail
[23:05:44] PlatnmWpn: how many turns do i have to do a reacharound?
[23:06:07] falcnguard: 2
[23:06:10] PlatnmWpn: ok
[23:06:20] PlatnmWpn: your next two turns, i'm helpless
[23:06:48] falcnguard: i do an orgasm check. -3 due to cock ring of unholy might
[23:06:50] falcnguard: pass
[23:06:57] falcnguard: orgasm resisted
[23:07:15] falcnguard: i cast anal clench lvl 4
[23:07:19] falcnguard: defense?
[23:07:36] PlatnmWpn: DC 17
[23:07:39] falcnguard: hit
[23:07:42] PlatnmWpn: shit