Submitted by Tweedle-Dee and CJ.

CJ: so uhhh...
CJ: what's........
CJ: uhhhh
Ken: i'm bored
CJ: up
Ken: very bored
CJ: no shit
CJ: you know what I am
CJ: a cheese sandwich
Ken: sexy?
CJ: but that's not the point
Ken: yup
CJ: i'm bored
Ken: sexy
CJ: definately
CJ: any of that bagel left?
Ken: die
CJ: HAH




CJ: ray charles is dead
Ken: a sad thing too
CJ: yeah, i remember him mostly from the pepsi commercials
Ken: hah
CJ: i don't know if that's a good thing
Ken: i'd wager not
Ken: its a......
Ken: very american thing
CJ: hah
CJ: we now have a limited supply of blind black pianists
Ken: you mean stevie wonder?
CJ: pretty much
CJ: by limited, I guess it's just one
CJ: one to own them all
Ken: what is this.....highlander??
CJ: yes
Ken: so fucking
Ken: hot

Definately going to Hell

[10:55:32] Ken: Defense Department spent an estimated $100 million for airline tickets that were not used over a six-year period and failed to seek refunds even though the tickets were reimbursable, congressional investigators say. The department compounded the problem by reimbursing employee claims for tickets bought by the Pentagon, the investigators said... the Pentagon [also] bought 68,000 first-class or business-class airline seats for employees who should have flown coach."
[10:56:26] Nathan: ................................................................................................
[10:56:37] Nathan: Why do we let them do that?
[10:59:21] Ken: because we don't know until after its been done
[11:00:47] Nathan: hey
[11:00:53] Nathan: if you get into politics and steal money
[11:00:54] Nathan: i want some
[11:02:24] Ken: sure
[11:02:34] Ken: want a small country too?
[11:02:38] Nathan: yeah
[11:02:41] Nathan: no bug though
[11:02:44] Nathan: nothing tropical
[11:02:48] Nathan: bugs*
[11:03:03] Ken: i'll just start ranting about how they have nukes or some shit, and go to war
[11:03:08] Nathan: ok
[11:03:09] Nathan: cool
[11:05:15] Ken: how's france?
[11:05:18] Ken: france is nice
[11:05:22] Ken: just get rid of the french
[11:05:59] Nathan: oh
[11:06:06] Nathan: but no one is gonan believe the yhave nukes dude
[11:06:28] Ken: sure they will
[11:06:35] Ken: i'll just sell them the nukes
[11:06:39] Nathan: oh
[11:06:41] Nathan: oh ok
[11:06:44] Nathan: soudns good

Why, Thomas, why?

Thomas: sore tired. will shower. bbl
Ken: broken engrish
Thomas: more like moore's code AIM style
Ken: ?
Ken: morse code you mean?
Thomas: BAGEL!

[11:08; 01; AM] Ken: this is way too much fun
[11:08; 14; AM] Thomas: what is?
[11:09; 15; AM] Ken: fucking with your head
[11:09; 21; AM] Thomas: ...
[11:09; 28; AM] Thomas: its not hard when im in this state
[11:09; 33; AM] Thomas: LMFAO
[11:09; 45; AM] Thomas: ive said too much

X-Play. Lifeline. Done and Done.

[10:50:39] PlatnmWpn: whatcha doin
[10:50:45] FalcnGuard: sitting
[10:50:49] FalcnGuard: to lazy to move
[10:50:52] PlatnmWpn: no youre not
[10:50:58] PlatnmWpn: too lazy to type aparently too
[10:51:02] FalcnGuard: yup
[10:51:11] FalcnGuard: i need one of those speech to text things
[10:51:16] PlatnmWpn: lol
[10:51:41] FalcnGuard: so then when i say, i like puppies, it will come out as "you want me to run?"

oh know!

[10:47:39] Nathan: rene hasnt blogged for years
[10:47:56] Thomas: I KNOW
[10:48:03] Thomas: she is late
[10:48:16] Nathan: oh know
[10:48:19] Nathan: does tayler know
[10:48:22] Nathan: ...
[10:48:23] Nathan: i just said
[10:48:24] Thomas: LOL
[10:48:24] Nathan: oh know
[10:48:34] Thomas: so fucking good

ANYWAYS

Thomas couldn't find the horoscope on theonion so I screenshoted and circled it in red and arrowed it with the words JACK ASS.

[10:12:55] Nathan: so thomas
[10:12:58] Nathan: find the horoscope yet
[10:13:07] Thomas: yer home right
[10:13:08] Thomas: ?
[10:13:12] Thomas: got any bagels?
[10:13:25] Nathan: lol
[10:13:36] Nathan: your good at delivering that line
[10:13:46] Thomas: fuck them
[10:13:48] Thomas: long and hard
[10:16:04] Nathan: lol ok
[10:16:07] Nathan: one second
[10:16:09] Nathan: how long is "loing"
[10:16:12] Nathan: 5-10 minutes?
[10:16:19] Thomas: whats loing?
[10:18:52] Thomas: that was a good movie
[10:20:59] Nathan: i don't have any bagels...
[10:21:03] Nathan: will a doughnut work?
[10:21:10] Thomas: yep
[10:21:16] Thomas: leave room for ken
[10:21:20] Nathan: cool, it's glazed...i'll save it for you
[10:21:41] Thomas: its glazed.. or.... WILL BE GLAZED?
[10:21:46] Thomas: :D
[10:22:02] Nathan: whichever you prefer
[10:22:06] Nathan: there are plain ones too
[10:22:15] Thomas: MSYESYD
[10:22:18] Thomas: WOW!!!!
[10:22:22] Thomas: wtf did i just type
[10:22:29] Nathan: i have no idea
[10:22:29] Nathan: wtf
[10:22:34] Nathan: you wer trying to type
[10:22:34] Thomas: ANYWAYS*
[10:22:38] Thomas: lol
[10:22:42] Nathan: do you have tourette's?
[10:22:50] Thomas: lol
[10:24:13] Nathan: a is nowhere near m!!!
[10:24:27] Thomas: but its next to "n:
[10:24:34] Nathan: ...
[10:24:36] Nathan: thomas
[10:24:40] Nathan: think about what you just said
[10:24:43] Nathan: please
[10:24:46] Nathan: cause you know what
[10:24:54] Thomas: i spelled "nayways"
[10:24:55] Nathan: it still doesnt explain how it replaced A
[10:25:16] Thomas: no. i just hit it in the wrong order
[10:25:37] Thomas: it makes sense, i checked
[10:25:43] Thomas: either way.. i fucked up big time
[10:25:50] Thomas: lests not dwell on it

Ken: so
Ken: find the horoscope?
Thomas: go to nathans house
Thomas: help him fuck that bagel hes fucking right now
Ken: lol

Ken: msyesd........go shower
Thomas: ???
Ken: what i meant to say was.....
Ken: anyways
Thomas: FUCK
Thomas: YOU

Bored

Nathan: Gonna type you signs
Nathan: Road construction ahead
Nathan: Junipera serra
Nathan: Sloat
Thomas: o...k.....
Nathan: No left turn
Nathan: Do not enter
Nathan: City college
Nathan: 280
Nathan: Cow palace
Nathan: Parking
Nathan: Ocean
Nathan: Speed limit 40
Nathan: Rossmoore
Nathan: Bob's house of feces
Thomas: LMFAO!
Nathan: Watch fam guy last night?
Thomas: hey that ones not real!
Nathan: LoL
Nathan: Yeah
Nathan: San Francisco State University
Nathan: Holloway
Thomas: the ending was gret
Nathan: LoL
Nathan: Yeah
Nathan: The more you know
Nathan: One way
Nathan: Stratford
Nathan: Junipero Serra
Thomas: in spanish way meand idiot
Thomas: (thoguh i think its spelled differently)
Nathan: 19th Avenue
Nathan: Stop
Nathan: Brotherhood ave
Nathan: Speed limit 45
Nathan: John Daly Blvd
Thomas: what a complete and utter waste of technology
Nathan: Park and ride next exit
Thomas: in a way, yer giving me directions as to where your going
Nathan: Pacifica 3/4 mile
Thomas: sorta
Nathan: Litter removal next mile
Nathan: Eastmoor ave
Thomas: LOL
Nathan: Sullivan
Nathan: Pierce
Thomas: thats my exit
Thomas: :D
Thomas: err.. was
Nathan: Speed limit 25
Nathan: San pedro
Nathan: Yield
Nathan: School
Thomas: im thinking you got off the freeway
Thomas: ?
Nathan: Santa Paula Dr
Thomas: lol
Nathan: Mirada dr
Nathan: School xing
Nathan: Stop
Nathan: St francis blv
Nathan: Buena vista ave
Nathan: Alta loma ave
Nathan: Hospital
Nathan: Speedlimit 30
Nathan: Mariposa
Nathan: Del prado
Nathan: 264
Nathan: And we're back
Thomas: fuck your sis drives fast
Thomas: eitherthat...or....weird

Thomas Gets Penis

[20:55:57] Thomas: as seen on adult swim card things:
[20:56:41] Thomas:
white: ever notice how adult swim uses the same music when they go to break as the enzyte commercials?
[20:56:48] Thomas:
black: nope
[20:58:05] Thomas: nope
nope
nope
nope
[20:58:34] Thomas: anyways.. the "p" swells up
[20:58:42] Thomas: [adult swim]
[22:21:43] Nathan: enzyte is a "male enhancement" thing
[22:21:44] Nathan: get it
[22:21:45] Nathan: get it
[22:21:45] Nathan: eh?
[22:21:48] Nathan: eh?
eh?
[22:21:50] Nathan: ehhhhhhh?
[22:21:54] Thomas: YES!
[22:21:55] Thomas: I
[22:21:56] Thomas: GOT
[22:21:57] Thomas: IT
[22:22:09] Nathan: EHHHHHHHHH?
[22:22:10] Nathan: P
[22:22:11] Nathan: LIKE
[22:22:15] Nathan: PENIS
[22:22:17] Thomas: I FUCKING GET IT!
[22:22:31] Nathan: hah
[22:22:33] Nathan: i made you admit it
[22:22:40] Nathan: Thomas gets penis!
[22:22:59] Thomas: LOL
[22:23:03] Thomas: ass
[22:23:08] Thomas: go blog that

Good Ideas

Nathan: we need to make a movie: Black Chicks.
Ken: that has got to be the best idea you have had in all the years I
have known you.