....

Admiral Ahani: u remember that "Onion" article you sent me?
Admiral Ahani: about using different random lubes for masturbation?
Admiral Ahani: well... you know how I sneeze so much? And I always end up with that fuckin snot in my hand??? Well I just thought of a good use for it....

Fun with wifi.

Nathans Sidekick: It's over
Nathans Sidekick: Armageddon
Nathans Sidekick: viper 650 84: viper 650 84 signed off at 11:54 am.
Nathans Sidekick: [AWAY] not here. i'm there. over there. *points at
blakdak707*
viper 650 84: viper 650 84 signed off at 1:09 pm.
Nathans Sidekick: Cha-os
Nathans Sidekick: Pandalerium
blakdak707: lol
blakdak707: wtf
blakdak707: I know why
blakdak707: cuz my laptop is online
Nathans Sidekick: LoL ok
blakdak707: so... if anyone at home uses a microwave or cordless
phone....
blakdak707: and I'm back
Nathans Sidekick: LMAO

MarioKart Double Teaming the CPU at it's finest.

Nathan: I'm in first!
Terri: What's this turtle shell do?
Nathan: Was it blue?
Terri: It... It had wings?
Nathan: Oh, God damn it.

death and taxes

Admiral Ahani: sweet, they didnt even charge tax
FalcnGuard: not in CA?
Admiral Ahani: o good point
Admiral Ahani: i dont think so
FalcnGuard: there ya go
Admiral Ahani: i left their website, too lazy to go back and check
Admiral Ahani: dude, i should always buy things from out of state
Admiral Ahani: i should move to tahoe and buy everything from reno
FalcnGuard: umm....
FalcnGuard: if you go to another state and buy something, you still need to pay sales tax
Admiral Ahani: but if i order it from my house...
Admiral Ahani: but i still have to pay shipping
Admiral Ahani: damnit
Admiral Ahani: this coutry is too exepsive to live in
Admiral Ahani: im moving to guam
FalcnGuard: thats part of the US dummy
Admiral Ahani: DAMN

In the holiday spirit.

Nathans Sidekick: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Gingerbread Ken
Nathans Sidekick: Gingerbread Man icooooooon
FalcnGuard: ...
Nathans Sidekick: :)