Insanity.

Because Sometimes We're Just Too Funny.

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Friday, November 19, 2004

digression

Admiral Ahani: i have to write a program that will plot the motion of a
system onto a graph
blakdak707: we'll good luck!
Admiral Ahani: the system is: a roof and a floor, with a spring attached
to the roof and another to the floor, and they are connected together.
At the point of connection there is a mass, and the mass is plucked to
the side and released, so it oscillates
Admiral Ahani: shit... this isnt what i signed up for... when I saw
"Classical Mechanics" on the class schedule, i thought we'd be working
on 50's T-birds...
blakdak707: hot.
blakdak707: lol
Admiral Ahani: so this is what a physicist does all day... sits in a
dungeon (underground computer lab) and writes programs to analyze
springs jiggling
Admiral Ahani: the only jiggling im concerned with is boobies
Admiral Ahani: can i write a program that analyzes the simple harmonic
motion of a pair of massive boobs?
Admiral Ahani: is it harmonic? or is it really chaotic?
Admiral Ahani: all i know is that they are lucious
Admiral Ahani: but i digress
blakdak707: wow.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

ODD CPS and WTF!?

FalcnGuard: learn anything new in class?
blakdak707: umm.... ODD is really freaky
FalcnGuard: ODD?
FalcnGuard: ?
FalcnGuard: you said ODD is freaky
FalcnGuard: what the hell are you talking about
blakdak707: ODD = oppositional defiance dissorder
blakdak707: kid who will not take orders or anything
FalcnGuard: oh
FalcnGuard: i have the cure for that
FalcnGuard: a whip
blakdak707: wow.
blakdak707: they tried
blakdak707: everything
FalcnGuard: actually, i like the ol cattle prod
blakdak707: nice.
blakdak707: do you also like CPS?
FalcnGuard: ?
FalcnGuard: and that is?
blakdak707: child protective services
FalcnGuard: nah
FalcnGuard: those fuckers
FalcnGuard: i shoot on sight
FalcnGuard: as a double bonus, i use the bodies to feed the children

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Holy Shit

CJ: The Urbz is like The Sims... with black people in it...

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

JUST like it

Thomas: *sigh of relief*
Nathan: Did you go pee-pee?
Thomas: No.... but my mom went to bed
Nathan: Oh, so its LIKE the same thing....