RAPS, YO

Peter: yo
Alex: MTV RAPS
Alex: oops
Alex: caps monster
Peter: that repair you emaild me this morning, checking the notes it says it needs a refurbished vidcard too?
Alex: yes
Alex: so 240 for the card
Peter: ALL RIGHT STOP, COLLABORATE AND LISTEN
Alex: ROFL
Alex: k

Math is hard (hah! I kill me!)

Katy: some people need to be tied up and forced to take two cocks at once
Peter: ...
Peter: also, wtf, 2?
Peter: underachiever
Katy: buttsex is not for me
Peter: 3-5 says "champ"
Peter: also, "slut"
Katy: indeed
Katy: 2 is optimal really
Katy: more than that is painful/messy
Peter: 6+ says "bukkake"
Katy: or gangbang
Katy: depending

Suddenly caulk everywhere...

IT guy, replacing ceiling tiles with holes: Damn, I think I miscounted. Gonna need more tiles.
Sales admin: You know what you need to fill that? Caulk.
IT guy: I dunno, it's a pretty big hole. Gonna need like, Walter (big, black CSR) size ones.
Sales admin: ...

hat

oczpeter: http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_18441.aspx
UchikomaPlatinum: I hate
UchikomaPlatinum: People
UchikomaPlatinum: -_-
oczpeter: you're people!
UchikomaPlatinum: I hate me most of all!
oczpeter: must be because you're flip
UchikomaPlatinum: Raised Catholic
oczpeter: that'd do it

My vendors are fucking awesome

Peter: hey mike, back from your vacation?
Wintec - Mike: hey ... yeap i am back ..
Wintec - Mike: how was your new years
Peter: heh
Peter: long story >_>
Peter: kind of sort of broke up with a girl over new years
Wintec - Mike: sorry to hear that ..
Wintec - Mike: did you guys make up .. afterward ..?
Peter: so! i'm looking for CPUs, hard drives, and cute 20 somethings, what have you got for me? :P
Wintec - Mike: i will keep an eye out for the cuties for you
Peter: boo, nothing in stock?
Peter: can i get a lead time and a catalog?
Wintec - Mike: sure .. what type ...?
Peter: not too picky with the base model, just has to have the intelligence and quirky sense of humor accessories
Wintec - Mike: lol... sure
Wintec - Mike: calling u
Peter: i was just about to make the back end points joke, but that's going a bit too far >_>