Seriously, orbs are expensive.

Peter: set me free, why don't cha baby?

Peter: also

Peter: wtb new gf

Peter: how come i can't find any on the AH?

Katy: rare drop

Katy: bop

Peter: lies

Peter: it doesn't bind :(

Katy: oh, you got the green version

Katy: the epic version is bop

Peter: no, i had the epic version

Katy: people don't usually sell the green on on the ah though, they just de it when they're done

Peter: still not bop

Katy: you should petition that, obviously a broken item

Peter: i really should

Peter: so the item bugged, not my account?

Katy: yep

Peter: hmmm, gm says they can't hotfix that, i need to find another drop

Peter: need to look up theorycraft, but i believe that one was already BiS

Katy: meh, if it was broken, you'll like a new one better anyway

Katy: bis is relative, yo

Peter: any options for crafted ones?

Katy: www.realdoll.com

Peter: so expensive

Peter: too many orbs

Katy: get to work farming up those badges

Peter: i guess i'll keep raiding and hold out for a trophy

Katy: i hear that an engineer can make you a fleshlight for cheaper though

Katy: its not great, but its a decent interim

Peter: ...

Katy: too far?

Katy: ;p

Peter: rofl

Peter: i <3 you

Peter: so much

Katy: /hug