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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Fw: Conversation with l33t1701

-----Original Message-----
From: Nathan Tamayo <prometheus@tmail.com>
To: Nathan Tamayo <NathanTamayo@gMail.com>
Subject: Conversation with l33t1701
Date: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:31:29 -0700

l33t1701: Sup?
Nathans Sidekick: Cholesterol
Nathans Sidekick: U
l33t1701: Working
l33t1701: This equals the boring
Nathans Sidekick: I hate word problems
Nathans Sidekick: And algebra
Nathans Sidekick: You solvr it
l33t1701: *boom*
Nathans Sidekick: Solve*
l33t1701: 7,927
Nathans Sidekick: Your girls here
l33t1701: Yup
l33t1701: Its like she goes there
Nathans Sidekick: Exactly like that...
l33t1701: Or something
l33t1701: So, why are you there now?
Nathans Sidekick: ID, hang w/ Thomas
l33t1701: Its like warm out
l33t1701: I think
Nathans Sidekick: Yes
Nathans Sidekick: It is
l33t1701: Oh
l33t1701: Good
l33t1701: My nerves are working again
Nathans Sidekick: No
l33t1701: Wasn't so sure after you hooked up the car battery to my
nipples
Nathans Sidekick: You're going through menopause
Nathans Sidekick: Again
l33t1701: Man
l33t1701: I told you the gene splicing was a bad idea
Nathans Sidekick: Had to try it
Nathans Sidekick: But the menopause and constant bitching was the trade
for multiple orgasms, Ken
Nathans Sidekick: You knew that
l33t1701: I know
l33t1701: but, was it really worth it?
Nathans Sidekick: You tell me
l33t1701: I dunno
Nathans Sidekick: All thomas got was the aversion to doing anything
manly and the love of Chunky Munky
l33t1701: I knew they were called hot flashes...
l33t1701: But when my shirt was set ablaze by them.....I has second
thoughts
Nathans Sidekick: All I got was menstration, which, as far as CJ cares,
is a plus
l33t1701: Damn him
Nathans Sidekick: CJ got tits
Nathans Sidekick: Also a plus
l33t1701: Best part is, he lactates
l33t1701: I don't know how you managed that
Nathans Sidekick: We're just lucky
l33t1701: So, you think if we put chunky monkey in my ass, we can get
thomas to eat my ass?
Nathans Sidekick: Hmmm
l33t1701: Its worth a shot
Nathans Sidekick: Yeah
Nathans Sidekick: Go for it
Nathans Sidekick: If he doesn't bite, I will
l33t1701: Get the taser ready if he doesn't go for it though
Nathans Sidekick: Ok
l33t1701: Sounds good to me
l33t1701: Sup?
Nathans Sidekick: Chipotle
l33t1701: Mmmm....food
l33t1701: Fucking bored
Nathans Sidekick: Hot
Nathans Sidekick: You're at work
Nathans Sidekick: Why don't you.... Work?
l33t1701: Sadly
l33t1701: I am
l33t1701: But here, that means nothing
Nathans Sidekick: Apparently there's a typo in LOTR
Nathans Sidekick: It's supposed to be One Ring to Rule the Mall
l33t1701: Hot
Nathans Sidekick: Whatcha doing after work?
l33t1701: l33t1701 signed on at 4:15 pm.
l33t1701: Whee
Nathans Sidekick: Whatcha doing after work?
l33t1701: [AWAY] Driving
l33t1701: Nada
Nathans Sidekick: Sexy
l33t1701: Like a fox
l33t1701: What are you doing hot stuff?
Nathans Sidekick: Store
Nathans Sidekick: Thomas is here
Nathans Sidekick: We
Nathans Sidekick: Are
Nathans Sidekick: Bored
l33t1701: Should I cum
l33t1701: And help you with that ;)
l33t1701: WERE R J00?
l33t1701: R U THE SEX0RZ?

Fw: Conversation with l33t1701

-----Original Message-----
From: Nathan Tamayo <prometheus@tmail.com>
To: Nathan Tamayo <NathanTamayo@gMail.com>
Subject: Conversation with l33t1701
Date: Fri, 2 Sep 2005 11:38:11 -0700

l33t1701: So
l33t1701: Jerm had to take a cab
Nathans Sidekick: OiC
Nathans Sidekick: A bus came
Nathans Sidekick: Not on sched
Nathans Sidekick: @8
l33t1701: pretty hot
Nathans Sidekick: That hit my spot and hers
Nathans Sidekick: She coulda grabbed it
l33t1701: So good
Nathans Sidekick: Glad she got there
l33t1701: How's class?
Nathans Sidekick: Decent
Nathans Sidekick: How's life?
l33t1701: I love the scientific meathod
l33t1701: I posed a question, can babies swim when their hands are
superglued together
l33t1701: As it turns out, no
l33t1701: They actually drown
Nathans Sidekick: You fucking idiot
Nathans Sidekick: You have to run more than 6 tests
l33t1701: Oh I did
l33t1701: I actually ran 72
l33t1701: And, as a control, I had a non superglued baby try to swim
l33t1701: But, come to think of it...that one kept drowning as
well.....
Nathans Sidekick: You'll have to do more controls
l33t1701: I ran 30 controled tests
l33t1701: Still nothing...
Nathans Sidekick: Hmm
l33t1701: Oh, I got it
l33t1701: I don't think the babies are properly motivated to swim
Nathans Sidekick: True theories are repeatable
Nathans Sidekick: So
Nathans Sidekick: I'll try to conduct my own
l33t1701: So ill throw a shark in there
Nathans Sidekick: Too big
l33t1701: Hmm
Nathans Sidekick: Try 4 pirahnas
l33t1701: Good idea
l33t1701: Ok
l33t1701: Perfect
Nathans Sidekick: Yup
l33t1701: Ill ned to steal more babies from some christians
Nathans Sidekick: Yeah
Nathans Sidekick: See if prayer works
l33t1701: Ah...excellent idea
l33t1701: But I need the powerful shit
l33t1701: Just to make sure
l33t1701: Time to kidnap the pope
Nathans Sidekick: But he's not a baby
Nathans Sidekick: Oh
Nathans Sidekick: Have him pray
Nathans Sidekick: Gotcha
l33t1701: Yup
Nathans Sidekick: Hey does what you scream during sex count as prayer
l33t1701: Hmmmm
l33t1701: That's a whole new experiment
l33t1701: Lets deal with these babies first
Nathans Sidekick: Good thing you're getting the pope
Nathans Sidekick: Alright
Nathans Sidekick: So are you balancing baby ethnicity?
Nathans Sidekick: Because the whole fast twitch muscles thing
Nathans Sidekick: ARE YOU AT WORK!?
l33t1701: Yup
Nathans Sidekick: LOl