Enchanted
Urumi: okay, need a gay opinion
Urumi: i have the oddest compulsion to go watch Enchanted today
Urumi: where is that on the gay scale?
Lenik: alone?
Urumi: with 2 girls
Urumi: but it was my idea
Lenik: pretty damn gay
Urumi: ...
Urumi: is it more gay, or less gay than having a long discussion about thinking a tranny is cute?
Lenik: more
Urumi: ...
Urumi: i'm no longer going to you for gay advice
Lenik: hey
Lenik: I only speak the truth
Lenik: if it makes you feel any better
Lenik: the going with 2 girls makes it look less gay
Urumi: look?
Lenik: to an outsider
Urumi: diaf
Lenik: it just looks like someone probably dragged you
Lenik: knowing instead that it was your idea and that you are actually dragging 2 girls to see it....gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy
Urumi: how is that more gay than taking a dick?
Lenik: it isn't
Lenik: but it's pretty damn close to that level
Urumi: so you're saying there's absolutely nothing more gay than taking a dick while watching Enchanted?
Lenik: short of being on the phone with your mother while both of those activities are going on. no
Urumi: not even listening to elton john?
Lenik: nope
Lenik: taking dick on top of your adopt a mongolian baby papers while watching enchanted and on the phone with your mother...unbeatable
Urumi: ...
Urumi: i don't know what to say to that
Lenik: that I'm right
Urumi: okay, you have to admit *you'd* watch it tho, right?
Lenik: enchanted?
Lenik: my bf and I saw it in the theater together
Urumi: yeah
Urumi: oh wait, this is where you recognized the little mermaid's voice actress, isn't it?
Urumi: that is totally more gay
Lenik: than taking 2 girls who might as well then be fag hags?
Lenik: no
Lenik: the fact that I am gay diminishes the gayness of stereotypical events in my case
Lenik: where as your supposed straightness increases the gayness
