Insanity.

Because Sometimes We're Just Too Funny.

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Thursday, August 26, 2004

United Federation of Gingerbread

[22:20:29] falcnguard: what is my buddy icon?
[22:20:56] PlatnmWpn: uh
[22:20:58] PlatnmWpn: federation
[22:21:02] falcnguard: ok good
[22:21:09] falcnguard: someone said it was a gingerbread man
[22:21:11] falcnguard: or something
[22:21:12] PlatnmWpn: LOL
[22:29:03] PlatnmWpn: k i lied
[22:29:06] PlatnmWpn: it's a gingerbread man
[22:29:27] falcnguard: i hate you
[22:30:39] falcnguard: WHY IS THAT THERE
[22:30:46] PlatnmWpn: LOL
[22:30:47] PlatnmWpn: i'm kidding
[22:30:50] PlatnmWpn: it's the federation
[22:31:02] falcnguard: MAKE UP YOU MIND
[22:31:57] PlatnmWpn: at least
[22:32:08] PlatnmWpn: the federation insignia is brown right
[22:32:31] falcnguard: thats it
[22:32:33] falcnguard: you die
[22:32:34] falcnguard: slowly
[22:34:37] PlatnmWpn: kidding im kidding
[22:34:41] PlatnmWpn: its blue with white stars
[22:34:44] PlatnmWpn: and a white laurel
[22:35:45] PlatnmWpn: and green frosty eyes
[22:35:49] PlatnmWpn: red frosting lips
[22:35:55] PlatnmWpn: he's smiling
[22:42:38] falcnguard: FalcnGuard: what is my buddy icon?
KroniCommando: the cookie guy
KroniCommando: I can't acually...
FalcnGuard: god dammit
KroniCommando: gingerbread
KroniCommando: that's the name
FalcnGuard: wtf is it doing there
KroniCommando: I don't know
KroniCommando: you have some secret fetish don't you?
KroniCommando: you want to be raped by gingerbread men
KroniCommando: in an alley
KroniCommando: outside an amusment park
KroniCommando: i was there
FalcnGuard: its like you can see into my soul

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

WOW

[23:04; 34; PM] Clint: so whatcha been up to? ive asked like fifty million times and you aint telling me shit. are you doing something shameful?
[23:05; 15; PM] Clint: thomas: im through trying to be a rebel. i just wanna smoke this pebble."
[23:05; 37; PM] Clint: you crack-bum, you.
[23:05; 43; PM] Clint: i know what youre up to.
[23:05; 50; PM] Thomas: ....
[23:05; 57; PM] Thomas: im going to school
[23:06; 00; PM] Clint: youre trodding the path of sin, son.
[23:06; 06; PM] Thomas: just got back from philosophy like half an hour ago
[23:07; 04; PM] Clint: ....yeah. thats what all the crackwhores say. "no, mommy. i was at school. i wouldnt be doin no bad stuff like that."
[23:07; 53; PM] Thomas: well.. w/e
[23:07; 55; PM] Clint: philosophy of giving sexual favors for a twist of crank
[23:07; 59; PM] Thomas: thats my story and im sticing to it
[23:08; 03; PM] Thomas: sticking*
[23:08; 32; PM] Clint: the mans so hopped up he can barely type
[23:08; 46; PM] Clint: youre just one long sad story, thomas.
[23:09; 09; PM] Thomas: you know.... yer right.
[23:09; 23; PM] Thomas: but it has nothing to do with the meth
[23:09; 38; PM] Clint: im sorry i couldnt be there for you, when you got back from 'nam and the whole nation hated you when you had only been doing what you were told and the only way to find peace was to rob a hospital of its morphine supply.
[23:09; 59; PM] Clint: really. i blame myself.
[23:11; 00; PM] Thomas: LMAO
[23:11; 02; PM] Thomas: wtf?!?!
[23:11; 49; PM] Clint: or when that peace activist, the pretty young hippy with the nice smile, when she tried to help you out and then only used you to get more of that lsd to fuel her growing addiction and then seduced you and it was only then that you realized that she was a man. i should have been there for you.
[23:12; 05; PM] Clint: im ashamed.
[23:12; 48; PM] Thomas: dude... what the hell
[23:13; 20; PM] Clint: on in the 70s, when you trod on that mans foot and accidentally spilled your beer into his 'fro and he took the cucumber from out his pants and beat you over the head with it, calling you a nazi babykiller.
[23:13; 37; PM] Clint: i probably should have stepped in at that point.
[23:13; 41; PM] Clint: but i didnt.
[23:14; 18; PM] Clint: seriously, though. they should make your life into a movie, thomas. it would be awesome.
[23:14; 27; PM] Thomas: no... it wouldnt
[23:14; 29; PM] Clint: it would beat the shit out of forrest gump.
[23:14; 33; PM] Thomas: LMAO
[23:14; 36; PM] Thomas: nice

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

night man

[02:06:34] Clint: oh well
[02:06:44] Clint: go to sleep
[02:06:52] Clint: YOURE DRUNK!!! GO HOME!!!!
[02:07:34] PlatnmWpn: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
[02:07:40] PlatnmWpn: YOU RUINED MY LIFE
[02:07:43] PlatnmWpn: YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FATHER
[02:07:53] Clint: YOU LIE
[02:07:56] Clint: YOURE A FUCKING LIAR
[02:07:59] Clint: SHUTUP
[02:08:10] PlatnmWpn: night dude
[02:08:12] PlatnmWpn: take care
[02:08:23] Clint: yup. do the same