[17:32] uchikomaplatinum: dude let's get married
[17:36] SeraphWhisper: ...
[17:36] uchikomaplatinum: how's monday work for you?
[17:36] SeraphWhisper: ...
[17:36] SeraphWhisper: i'm not that easy
[17:36] SeraphWhisper: gotta wine and dine me first
[17:37] uchikomaplatinum: a shot of tequila and fish tacos good enough?
[17:37] SeraphWhisper: ...
[17:37] SeraphWhisper: yes

Emo Words

Nathan: omg why is emo music so emo
Peter: because it's fake
Peter: if emo music was *really* emo, it wouldn't be able to live up to the emo name
Peter: it would be totally worthless
Peter: the pressure of living up to the standards of what the rest of society define it to be would be too much
Nathan: i wasn't realy asking
Peter: it would sit in the corner, crying
Peter: railing at those who would set expectations on what it should be, and secretly despising itself for not being able to live up to it
Peter: so clearly, REAL emo music is jpop
Nathan: holy shit man
Nathan: stop saying words
Peter: clayfighter
Nathan: fuck
Nathan: fuuuuck
Nathan: lmao
Nathan: wtf
Peter: i rock

Peter: yo
Peter: what time is amy's thing this weekend?
Nathan: 7
Nathan: omg you don't HAVE to go
Nathan: i know there's hella shit going on
Peter: but...but...then who's gonna push you?
Nathan: we're going to a park
Nathan: to sit
Nathan: if you push me
Nathan: i willfall over
Peter: into a lap
Peter: it's perfect
Peter: make sure it's not a man-lap
Peter: or you may inadvertently end up with a facefull of cock
Peter: ....i should stop talking again, huh?
Nathan: yes
Nathan: stop saying words
Peter: cock
Nathan: lol
Nathan: i can't stand the heat
my balls are hella sweaty
this haiku is win
Peter: ROFL