o.o

[17:47] Matt: go take my final and i will give you 500 dollars!
[17:47] nathan: pay upfront
[17:47] Matt: i cant do that! its a lie to make you do it for me
[17:47] Matt: ill give it to you after
[17:48] nathan: o.o

/facepalm

Emily: Crap, what do I do?
Nathan reaches over and casts polymorph for her. The orc turns into a sheep.
Nikita: If... if I /hug it will it break the spell?

Dangerous Minds

Maria: that's dangerous. it could start a fire. it wont smoke, if it's not fire retardant material it'll just burst into flame. when i rub my PJs together they spark

Chris: mom... that's static electricity