death by query

FalcnGuard: i now have a question for you
Nathans Sidekick: Sure
FalcnGuard: Why would you name your band after a desceased Ausrian archduke?
Nathans Sidekick: To confuse the historicaly challenged
FalcnGuard: why was he an archduke anyway? was he the nefarious foe of the good duke?
Nathans Sidekick: LOL
Nathans Sidekick: LMAO
Nathans Sidekick: Nice
Nathans Sidekick: Real nice

Curiosity Kills

Nathans Sidekick: Question
Nathans Sidekick: Why are all the really hot chicks bitches?
FalcnGuard: because, as they are hot, they are given everything they want. this then gives them a false sense of superiority and the idea that they never need to work for anything in their lives
Nathans Sidekick: Uh
Nathans Sidekick: That
Nathans Sidekick: Sir
Nathans Sidekick: Is what they call
Nathans Sidekick: Rhetorical
Nathans Sidekick: I was going to elaborate
Nathans Sidekick: But it's dead now
Nathans Sidekick: You killed it
FalcnGuard: and i have killed it
Nathans Sidekick: Murderer
FalcnGuard: it was worth it

Car Knowledge

[00:11:27] Nathan: WTF is your icon
[00:12:05] Marcus: its a monkey having sex with a 1987 toyota corolla
[00:12:07] Marcus: hatchabck
[00:12:14] Nathan: nice
[00:12:16] Nathan: reeeeeal nice

Comcast Cares Day

Ken: I thought that said "Comcast Caress Day"
Thomas: Me too.