flat tire and wi-fi ftw

blakdak707: sweet
blakdak707: my tire sploded
l33t1701: ?
l33t1701: You're kidding
blakdak707: nope
l33t1701: Wow
l33t1701: You have awesome luck
blakdak707: yup
l33t1701: Flat, or blown out?
blakdak707: 'sploded
blakdak707: like... I was on rim
blakdak707: the tires there
l33t1701: Wow
blakdak707: but it isn't doin shit
l33t1701: Wtf
l33t1701: Slapping on the spare?
blakdak707: AAA is coming
blakdak707: but I got it out and stuff
blakdak707: today would be the day I decide to wear white
l33t1701: Awesome
l33t1701: So I was right
l33t1701: Acid does work on vulcanized rubber
blakdak707: .......
blakdak707: hot.
l33t1701: Er
l33t1701: I mean
l33t1701: Um
l33t1701: Look! A distraction!
l33t1701: *runs*
blakdak707: LOL
blakdak707: *drives after him*
blakdak707: *loses control*
blakdak707: *crashes*
blakdak707: *dies*
blakdak707: *runs after him*
l33t1701: But, you died
blakdak707: brains!
l33t1701: Oh man
blakdak707: I evolved into zombie thomas
l33t1701: Fucking hell
blakdak707: I mean.... brains!
l33t1701: The wifi here never works when I actually NEED it
blakdak707: LOL
blakdak707: so copper mesh DOES work on wifi
blakdak707: er
blakdak707: um
blakdak707: I mean
blakdak707: look a distraction!
blakdak707: *eats his brains*

Cliff learns to ytpe.

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fuchik0ma red: Sup dogg?
t0xlc1: much
t0xlc1: n
t0xlc1: not much
t0xlc1: ..
fuchik0ma red: I'm flabbergasted.

Conversation with l33t1701

fuchik0ma red: Is there a non-driving way to San Jos?
l33t1701: Cal-train
fuchik0ma red: Gg
l33t1701: What do you need down there?
fuchik0ma red: Brat/Seductress lives there
fuchik0ma red: Urumi is gonna go visit her
fuchik0ma red: He said I should go
l33t1701: Cool
l33t1701: Yup
l33t1701: Caltrain
l33t1701: Don't even know where that gets you down there
fuchik0ma red: Gg
l33t1701: SJ is a rather large city
fuchik0ma red: Like my cock
l33t1701: Its a large.....city?
fuchik0ma red: For crabs
l33t1701: Oh
l33t1701: See a doctor
l33t1701: Please?
fuchik0ma red: I guess
fuchik0ma red: But their economy is booming
fuchik0ma red: They're already at the bronze age
l33t1701: You might be in trouble when they start splitting the atom
fuchik0ma red: Weshall see
l33t1701: No, no I'm pretty sure you will be in deep shit
l33t1701: I wonder what it will be like when they make airplanes