wishes

Nathan: ever wish you could wake up as someone else?

Chris: hell yes

Chris: i wanna wake up one day as justin timberlakes penis

Nathan: that's not a people

Nathan: that's a penis

Chris: true

Chris: but it has a better life then i do

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[17:16] uchikomaplatinum: my jaw is killing me
[17:16] PSO Rolf: shouldn't give so many blowjobs then
[17:16] uchikomaplatinum: pwned
[17:16] uchikomaplatinum: well played

love

Nathan: I LOVE MICHELLE BRANCH
Nathan: I LOVE THE WRECKERS
Nathan: THIS SONG IS AWESOME
Peter: I LOVE COCK
Nathan: blog'd

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Lyla: Why is he so angry?
Thomas: Because he's Nathan! If he was any angrier... he'd be Ken.