Nathan: There's a giant centipede in the room.
[Later]
Nathan: A giant weevil is in the room.
Funk-a-potimus: What's with all the giant bugs?
Nathan: It's scary to ME.

Pip: So what are you gonna send into his head?
Bobby: Uh, "PAIN!"
Nathan: Dude, something other than "PAIN!" this time.
Pip: Yeah, you overuse it.
Bobby: Fine, "SADNESS!"

Pip: It's a giant lemur, it's eyes glow red.
Funk-a-potimus:A LEMUR? Ha ha ha.
Pip: I guess it seemed scarier in my head.

Bobby: I'll do a DO FLYING KICK!

Someone likes to be heald. These are all at different points of time:

Funk-a-potimus: I'll go to Aeris and ask if she can heal me.

Funk-a-potimus: I'll summon a spirit to ask if he can heal me.

Funk-a-potimus: I'll ask the healers of the village if they have medicine to heal me.

Funk-a-potimus: I'll ask Serra to heal me.

Funk-a-potimus: Hey, Uriel, can you heal me?

Funk-a-potimus: Can Janice heal me?

Nathan: Uh, he looks like Dr. Octopus.
Funk-a-potimus: Like how?
Nathan: Uh, he looks like him but he's got socks on the end of his tentacles. He's Dr. Sock-topus.

Pip: There's a bowl with a clear liquid in it, it' not water, it's sort of bubbly.
Nathan: It's Sprite.
Pip: No, it's not Sprite!
Nathan: Sprite-in-a-Bowl!
Pip: Yeah, that's classy.
Nathan: Hwoarang, use Forces to stand on it and yell "Sprite-in-a-Bowl."

Miscellaneous stuff:

Bobby: I'll make him feel "PAIN!"

Nathan: He says, "I have other matters to attend to."

Pip: The room is well furnished.

Funk-a-potimus: Good, that's how I wanted to die.

Pip: You see the Arbitor's Son.
Funk-a-potimus: Is he wearing jeans and a T-Shirt?
Nathan: Yeah, and he's holding a microwave buritto.
Funk-a-potimus: His T-Shirt says AC-DC.
Pip: NO!

Nathan: The pilot says, "Don't look out the window."
Tim: I'm gonna look out the window.

Funk-a-potimus: I'm gonna use Dominate: "Don't you want to lie down?"
Nathan: Uh, okay, so he goes, "Yeah, you know what? I do." Then he lies down.
Funk-a-potimus: Then I'm gonna take the guns and run out.

Nathan: What's your Dexterity?
Bobby: Uh... *knocks on the table three times*
Nathan: Because no one else can count!

Funk-a-potimus: What's his avatar look like?
Pip: It looks like a little pink glowing fairy.
Funk-a-potimus: Oh-kay....

Pip: I don't want to make all the decisions for the group.
Funk-a-potimus: Well I WON'T make decisions for the group.

Bobby: "DO KICK-IN-THE-NUTS!"

Bobby: "DO BREAK-DOWN-DOOR-TO-SEE-NAKED-LADY!"

Pip: So there you see the mighty archmage, Porthos, dead in the middle of the hall.
Bobby: Does he have anything on him?
Nathan: Dude, you're robbing the dead archmage Porthos!?

Pip: So Janice rips out some matches from your matchbook and arranges them in a circle so she can transport you guys out of here.
Nathan: She didn't use them all, did she?
Funk-a-potimus: Dude, if she doesn't use the matches we're gonna die!
Nathan: Well, did she!?

Nathan: So this big guy is heading towards you, Funk-a-potimus.
Pip: I'll move over to the next table.
Hi-C: Me too.

Bobby: I'll do a Do chop.
Funk-a-potimus: You have to announce it.
Bobby: Okay, "DO CHOP!"

Nathan: I think Uriel and Gabriel should relax. So I'm gonna hit Gabby with a pillow.
Pip: Okay so she hits you back. From outside you guys can hear them giggling and laughing.
Funk-a-potimus: Boi-oi-oing!
Bobby: I'll just watch their silohuettes.

Bobby: I'm gonna take the fingerprints down to the police station.
Pip: What the hell are you gonna say? "I found fingerprints on my glasses." Then they'd go "Are you sure they aren't yours?"
Bobby: "No, they can't be. I'm a vampire!"
Nathan: There's another vampire in the station and he slaps his own forehead. The cop just thinks you're crazy.
Bobby: "I'll prove it, look!" Then I'll smash the desk with my fist.

Pip: Okay, you and Gabriel are in the room by yourselves.
Nathan: Okay, I'm gonna shut the curtains and say, "Take off your clothes."
Pip: What? Really?
Nathan: Yes. I'm gonna get undressed too. (My char is a girl as well, a lesbian in fact.)
Funk-a-potimus: "Quick, Hwoarang, help me look inside!"
Bobby: "OKAY!"

Nathan: Uh, it's called the...
Funk-a-potimus: Vulva.
Nathan: Okay, Vulva. VULVA!? What the hell? If anything we should save that name for a discipline.
Funk-a-potimus: Vulvatude?

Funk-a-potimus: I'll grab him.
Pip: With what? You're holding a shotgun.
Nathan. With his penis.
Funk-a-potimus: *laughs and makes motions with his hands and some noises*
Nathan: Ha ha! We can make it a new discipline, Penitude.

Pip: Where's your spider?
Funk-a-potimus: Yeah, where IS my spider?
Nathan: Uh, oops, I'll make him act next turn.
[Battle ends in a few turns]
Funk-a-potimus: Dude, where's my spider?
Nathan: Uh... Anyway. So what are YOU doing, Pip?

Nathan: You're still in your suit.
Bobby: Okay, fine. I'll change.
Nathan: Into what? Chaps?
Funk-a-potimus: And that's all.
Nathan: No, no. With a cup. Butt's all hanging out.
Pip: Yeah, and he can ride his wolf.
Bobby: With my sword drawn.
Pip: Better yet, since Funk-a-potiumus is already a cowboy, he should wear a hard hat and cut offs.
Funk-a-potimus: Yeah, with the pockets in the back cut so his ass hangs out.
Pip: Then he can ride the wolf with Funk-a-potimus following him and a cop could chase after them.
Nathan: And then O'olaish (Funk-a-potiumus' Mage character, a Native American) can be in the area for some reason.

Pip: So while you two are in the sweatlodge, you hear the jangle of bones. Hwoarang, you instantly recognize it as Kraklin.
Bobby: Oh crap, I'm gonna run out.
Funk-a-potimus: Yeah, I'm gonna tell the soldiers to rally together.
Nathan: Wait, weren't you guys naked in the sweatlodge?
Funk-a-potimus: Yeah.
Booby: Yeah.

Funk-a-potimus: I'm gonna try to put the manhole cover back quietly.
Nathan: *makes noises like a manhole scraping against the floor*
Bobby: "Oh - I - hope - that - shuts - it!"

Pip: She gives you the address, it's like, 33344 Landen Avenue.
Nathan: I'm amazed they use the same numerical system in this world.
Pip: Fine, it's turtle-turtle-turtle-bubba-bubba.