Best mad lib ever.

Chase: Hey.
Auto-response from Nathan: "After these messages we'll __ _____ ____."
Chase: "Be Sexually Diseased"
Nathan: W - T - F!?

Phone Conversation

Ken: Is Thomas still here?
CJ: I don't think so.
Nathan: We're on hold. He's filling out restraining orders on us for his
mom and sister.
Thomas: So good.
Ken: Better extend that to your cousins and aunts too. Any female
relation really.
CJ: Or male!
Nathan: Anyone you care about really.
Thomas: Freaks.
CJ: It's true!
Ken: It really is.
Nathan: Better include your dogs.

yup

Nathan: You all hate me.
Thomas: Who told you!?

Nathan: You're all against me.
Thomas: Who told you!?

Nathan: God hates me.
Thomas: Him too?