Conversation with FalcnGuard

FalcnGuard: think i should pack my lightsaber?
Nathans Sidekick: You never know where the Sith may lurk
FalcnGuard: you are right as always
FalcnGuard: i sense their presence
Nathans Sidekick: Of course, Master Barrango. You would be wise to watch
the shadows.
FalcnGuard: no better place for them to hide, than in sin city itself
Nathans Sidekick: Are we nerds?
FalcnGuard: no.....why do you say that?
Nathans Sidekick: Cause that's what they call me when they beat me
FalcnGuard: oh
FalcnGuard: they just call me a fairy
FalcnGuard: is that better?
Nathans Sidekick: At least fairies have powers
Nathans Sidekick: And wings
FalcnGuard: i don't think thats what they mean
Nathans Sidekick: Oh
Nathans Sidekick: I don't get it then
FalcnGuard: oh well
FalcnGuard: want to have sex?
Nathans Sidekick: Ok
FalcnGuard: awesome!
FalcnGuard: let me get my darth vader mask...
Nathans Sidekick: Ok
Nathans Sidekick: I think I'm gonna put my klingon forehead on
FalcnGuard: and you better wear your spock ears this time
Nathans Sidekick: Oh
Nathans Sidekick: Ok
Nathans Sidekick: Something to grab
FalcnGuard: and please don't forget the One
FalcnGuard: Ring again
FalcnGuard: it fits so nicely around my cock
Nathans Sidekick: Uh
Nathans Sidekick: Don't be mad
Nathans Sidekick: I had it Prince Albert'd
FalcnGuard: oh
FalcnGuard: oh man
FalcnGuard: i....i'm so....*sob* how could you do that to me?

whoops!

eric: *runs up to mikaela* HI AUNTIE CRYSTAL!!!!
mikaela: *turns around*
eric: *screams, runs to his dad*

2 minutes later

leo: *walks up to mikaels* u look really familiar.
mikaela: do you go to skyline college?
lyla: *laffs hysterically*

asphalt mystery meat

littlemama287: I feel awful
FalcnGuard: maybe it was a raccoon
FalcnGuard: no one likes those
littlemama287: no!
littlemama287: it was a cat!
littlemama287: raccons aren't gray
FalcnGuard: umm...yeah they are
littlemama287: oh?
littlemama287: great
littlemama287: wen racoons get hurt, other racoons check on it
littlemama287: so....if it dies in the middle of the street
littlemama287: more racoons will die
littlemama287: and its all my fault
littlemama287: *sobs*
FalcnGuard: sounds like you joined PETA or something.....
littlemama287: well I don't want to kill em if I'm not gonna eat em!!!!1
FalcnGuard: lovely
FalcnGuard: now, you are a redneck
littlemama287: NO!!!
littlemama287: I do not eat racoons
FalcnGuard: hick
FalcnGuard: hillbilly
littlemama287: now beaver
littlemama287: under the right circumstances
littlemama287: I MIGHT eat
FalcnGuard: now, you're lesbian
littlemama287: LMAO
littlemama287: under the right circumstances
littlemama287: yes
littlemama287: yes I might
FalcnGuard: wow

/cry

Nathans Sidekick: As I almost fling my SKII off the bed
Nathans Sidekick: Sup
blakdak707: LOL
blakdak707: FAFSA
Nathans Sidekick: SAME TO YOU!
blakdak707: :-p
blakdak707: yay
blakdak707: I have 20 bucks in my checking
blakdak707: woo!
Nathans Sidekick: Woo!
Nathans Sidekick: Oh I volunteered you for a movie
Nathans Sidekick: Thomas the Vampires Layer
blakdak707: lolw
blakdak707: wtf?
Nathans Sidekick: I dunno
blakdak707: sup?
Nathans Sidekick: Had a weird dream involving a toy store, buffy the
vampire slayer, a haunted house, and being in the world of warcraft (the
world not the game)
Nathans Sidekick: And even though it was realistic and in first person
Nathans Sidekick: I was still a paladin
Nathans Sidekick: With agro problems
blakdak707: LMAO
blakdak707: seek
blakdak707: help
blakdak707: and I don't mean... like, a warrior

High fashion

CJ: But I thought Cindy didn't want to wear that?
Steve: Oh, but I'll make her wear it. Just like how I made her wear that black eye she's wearing.