Trolling a troll...

Peter: http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-recession.jpg
Emily: i'm not sure i get it ...
Peter: it's pedobear!
Peter: stripping!
Emily: what is a pedobear !
Peter: ...
Peter: how do you, of all people, not know pedobear!
Peter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear
Peter: http://www.pedobearstore.com/ProductDetail.aspx?StoreProductId=22110664&SectionCode=0101&Keywords=Women-Like-Whiskey-Black-T-Shirt
Emily: omg 4chan
Emily: ok i have seen that bear
Emily: i didn't know he had a name
Emily: hahaha

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Peter: Emily: i'm not sure i get it ...
Peter: it's pedobear!
Peter: stripping!
Emily: what is a pedobear !
Peter: ...
Peter: how do you, of all people, not know pedobear!
12:30
nanojate: wow, whats her problem
nanojate: i swear
nanojate: shes like
nanojate: whoreish but so naive
Peter: i know!
nanojate: i dont get it
Peter: i mean, out of EVERYONE
Peter: she would be the last i'd expect to not know pedobear
nanojate: i think she just needs to bulk up her internet knowledge
nanojate: cuz cmon
nanojate: im not even saying, her of all people
nanojate: pedobear of all things
nanojate: how can anyone not know pedobear, of all internetisms
nanojate: fucking damnit emily
Peter: hahahaha
Peter: look at you, all outraged now
nanojate: at first i was whatever
nanojate: but now that i think of it
nanojate: im raging
nanojate: its fucking PEDOBEAR
nanojate: COME. ON.
nanojate: EMILY, WHAT IN THE HELL.
nanojate: lol jk im cool
Peter: ahahahaha
Peter: oh god, i'm dying here
Peter: PEDOBEAR IS SACRED
nanojate: ahhah
nanojate: ITS LIKE TELLING SOMEONE A CANADA JOKE AND THEY DONT KNOW WHAT CANADA IS

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Peter: [paste from Nano's conversation]
Emily: hahahhaha
Peter: oh god, i'm cracking up
Emily: is that nano
Emily: hahahaha
Peter: yeah
Emily: ok ok i get the pedobear now !
Emily: i am enlightened
Emily: :p
Peter: i'd tell him
Peter: but it's much more entertaining watching him rage
Emily: hahahaha
Emily: i should msg him
Emily: and be like
Emily: what is a pedobear
Peter: DO IT
Emily: ok i did
Emily: but he hasn't responded yet
Peter: rofl

Emily: me: do you know what a pedobear is
peter's freaking out cuz i don't
he showed me some demotivation poster thing
and it made no sense to me
nanojate: EMILY
MAN
man
emily
man
me: ?
nanojate: you dont know who pedobear is
man
..man....
me: oh it's a person ?
nanojate: emily this makes me really sad
like
Peter: AHAHAHAHA
Emily: nanojate: emily this makes me really sad
like
it makes me phsycially depressed
i have a sinking feeling in my heart
and my eyes are stinging
me: oh no
nanojate: and tears are starting to well
me: is pedobear a shaman
nanojate: my arms are shaking and i cant hold my fingers still
me: to have such an affect on you
nanojate: its
saddening
Peter: seriously, watching nano rage is hella funny
Emily: nanojate: its
saddening
its so depressing
im
i cant
i cant handle this right now, i have so much going on
to put this on top of it
its
its too much emily
me: ok, is it a WoW thing ?
nanojate: i cant
i just cant
its not
its an internet thing
me: oh
weird i've never heard of him
Peter: omg
Peter: this is fantastic
Peter: you're great
Emily: nanojate: emily. im going to pray for you tonight
me: um ok
do you pray to pedobear
nanojate: i do not
me: is he like a deity
an internet diety
nanojate: are you at work with a work filter?
me: i'm at work but we have no filter
nanojate: like, websites blocked and good stuff like that
me: oh
i googled it, and he's a cute bear thing !
or a beaver ?
i don't get it
Emily: nanojate: its a japanese brown bear
who loves children
me: oh
i'm a pedobear then !
except i'm not japanese
or a brown bear

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nanojate: :(
nanojate: it physically hurts
Peter: LMAO
Peter: did your head explode yet?
nanojate: i just ended up telling her the simplest definition
nanojate: man, it hurts
nanojate: like..im saddened
nanojate: emotionally drained
Peter: is it the same feeling you get after watching twilight?
nanojate: no
nanojate: no
nanojate: twilight
nanojate: God.
nanojate: this is depression
nanojate: twilight was rage
nanojate: how in the fuck can anyone think that was a good movie
nanojate: even if you take out the bais against twilight
nanojate: sparlky vampires and whatever
nanojate: the plot, the ACTING, GOD THE ACTING, the story
nanojate: the everything
nanojate: fucking FUCKING FUCK DAMNIT PETER FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME
Peter: my work here is done

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Emily: me: i totally don't get this pedobaer thing
but he was cute
so i blew him up
and printed him
and now he's posted next to my nametag
outside my office
Peter: LOL

Peter: oh man
Peter: we just trolled nano hardcore
Emily: me: ok cool
it's right next to my printout of edward from twilight

and also my print out of shane from l-wordhave you seen either ?

i love l-word .. and hung

nanojate: neither

me: and twilight is my favorite book and movie ever !

Emily: nanojate: fantastic writer
Peter: that was 500 kinds of awesome
Emily: hahaha

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nanojate: i hope you die to death
12:45
nanojate: and i hope your corpse rots in hell
nanojate: i hope the next time you ejaculate, you come blood.
Peter: sparkly blood?
nanojate: flakey white blood
nanojate: because your white blood cells gave up on life, and you