Thomas Perez

44 minutes ago via TweakDeck · 

• Today is brought to you by unexplained leg pain and a super sore back

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      Nathan Tamayo Sleep Crime Fighting

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      Thomas Perez This isn't the back pain I need. It's the back pain I deserve.

      3 minutes ago ·  ·  2

Nathan: What does the bottle say?

Seth: Nothing, it doesn't have a mouth.

Seth: Oh, wait, yes it does.

Dave: A quadruple play? What the fuck is that? When you get three guys out and then kick the catcher in the nuts?

Seth: The catcher is on his team Dave.

[20:09] Astræa: ugh my internet keeps dying
[20:09] Astræa: I must have been a sinner in my past life
[20:09] uchikomaplatinum: oh yeah
[20:09] uchikomaplatinum: because in this one youre a fucking saint
[20:10] Astræa: shut up i hate you

Nathan: She's barefoot, and bleeding from the head. She's wearing a blouse and a pencil skirt. she's carrying one of her pumps in her left hand.

Seth: ...

Nathan: What?

Seth: I'm picturing her holding a bicycle pump, and what was that about pencils?

Nathan: What!?

Seth: I don't know anything about women's clothing.

Seth: I thought the rapists in hentai were the protagonists.

[11:25] nathantamayo@gmail.com: sup

[11:31] Thomas Edward Perez: NM, work

[11:31] Thomas Edward Perez: You?

[11:31] nathantamayo@gmail.com: same. whatre you doing this weekend

[11:32] nathantamayo@gmail.com: something about drugs?

[11:32] Thomas Edward Perez: Uh...

[11:34] nathantamayo@gmail.com: good work thomas

[11:34] nathantamayo@gmail.com: this is the FBI

[11:34] nathantamayo@gmail.com: you passed

[11:34] nathantamayo@gmail.com: we'll hand the keyboard back to nathan now

[11:34] nathantamayo@gmail.com: sup

[11:34] nathantamayo@gmail.com: what are you doing this weekend?

[11:34] nathantamayo@gmail.com: something about drugs?

[12:21] Thomas Edward Perez: Yeah, come on over

[12:23] nathantamayo@gmail.com: HA THE OLD SWITCHEROO

[12:23] nathantamayo@gmail.com: we're coming to arrest you

[12:23] nathantamayo@gmail.com: where are you right now?

[12:24] Thomas Edward Perez: Pacifica archery

[12:24] Thomas Edward Perez: Names nathan

[12:26] nathantamayo@gmail.com: suspicious information given the circumstances, but we'll take it. prepare for arrest, detention, trial, and (due to sufficient evidence) incarceration

[12:26] nathantamayo@gmail.com: 10-15 minutes? k omw

high Leah

[15:37] leeuhhpluradon: im afraid
[15:37] leeuhhpluradon: pottermore wont sort me into hufflepuff
[15:37] leeuhhpluradon: like legitimately afraid
[15:37] leeuhhpluradon: i shouldve made extra accounts just in case
[15:48] uchikomaplatinum: o.o
[15:48] leeuhhpluradon: :|
[15:48] leeuhhpluradon: i want to be
[15:48] leeuhhpluradon: in hufflepuff
[15:48] uchikomaplatinum: there wont be any wat you can fight for your house?
[15:48] uchikomaplatinum: way*
[15:48] leeuhhpluradon: idunno there may be a question like
[15:49] leeuhhpluradon: which house would you prefer
[15:49] leeuhhpluradon: but
[15:49] leeuhhpluradon: dunno how likely that is
[15:51] leeuhhpluradon: theyre randomized questions created by Rowling
[15:51] uchikomaplatinum: kinda lame
[15:51] leeuhhpluradon: yeah
[15:52] leeuhhpluradon: shoulda made more accounts
[15:52] leeuhhpluradon: arrgh
[15:52] uchikomaplatinum: if i get sorted into slytherin will you hate me
[15:52] leeuhhpluradon: no
[15:52] leeuhhpluradon: but i dont think you will be
[15:52] leeuhhpluradon: if anything ill get sorted into ravenclaw if not hufflepuff
[15:52] leeuhhpluradon: which is okay i guess
[15:52] leeuhhpluradon: but
[15:52] leeuhhpluradon: huflepuuuuuuuuff
[15:53] uchikomaplatinum: lol
[15:53] uchikomaplatinum: i didnt know that was like a thing
[15:54] uchikomaplatinum: hufflepuuuuuuuuff
[15:54] leeuhhpluradon: it is when youre on drugs
[15:55] uchikomaplatinum: really?
[15:55] uchikomaplatinum: i dont recall weezer saying that
[15:56] leeuhhpluradon: i said it
[15:56] leeuhhpluradon: thats whats important
[15:56] leeuhhpluradon: fuck
[15:56] leeuhhpluradon: my spoon is too big
[15:56] leeuhhpluradon: literally
[15:56] leeuhhpluradon: not just because im on drugs
[15:57] uchikomaplatinum: uhuh
[15:57] leeuhhpluradon: it doesnt fit in my yoguuuuuuuurt
[15:57] leeuhhpluradon: :(
[15:58] uchikomaplatinum: yoguuuuuurt
[15:58] leeuhhpluradon: nathan this is a serious problem
[15:58] uchikomaplatinum: lmao
[15:58] leeuhhpluradon: why don't you take me seriously
[15:59] uchikomaplatinum: because youre hella high and entertaining
[15:59] leeuhhpluradon: how am i supposed to eat
[16:00] leeuhhpluradon: you know what happens when you dont eat
[16:00] leeuhhpluradon: you die
[16:01] uchikomaplatinum: lmfao
[16:02] leeuhhpluradon: i have to squeeze my spoon into my yogurt
[16:02] leeuhhpluradon: lame
[16:02] uchikomaplatinum: see this is what youd be like when buzzed
[16:02] uchikomaplatinum: hilarious
[16:02] leeuhhpluradon: rude
[16:02] leeuhhpluradon: i'm not hilariousotherw iwse?
[16:02] leeuhhpluradon: otherwise
[16:06] uchikomaplatinum: youre funnier now
[16:07] leeuhhpluradon: oh balls my nose is itchy
[16:07] uchikomaplatinum: lol yeah?
[16:08] leeuhhpluradon: not comfortable
[16:10] leeuhhpluradon: i was thinkign about asking my mom to let me drive around after we went shopping
[16:10] leeuhhpluradon: ...
[16:10] leeuhhpluradon: maybe not
[16:10] uchikomaplatinum: lol
[16:11] leeuhhpluradon: fuck
[16:11] leeuhhpluradon: this
[16:11] leeuhhpluradon: nose
[16:18] leeuhhpluradon: i cant reach the corners of my yogurt container
[16:18] leeuhhpluradon: :(
[16:18] leeuhhpluradon: im sad
[16:21] uchikomaplatinum: i know im sorry
[16:22] leeuhhpluradon: did you have to take this big ass fucking pills 3x a day?
[16:22] leeuhhpluradon: that arent like
[16:22] leeuhhpluradon: gel capsules so i cant cut it up or mash it
[16:26] uchikomaplatinum: yes?
[16:26] leeuhhpluradon: well theyre gay as hell
[16:26] uchikomaplatinum: lmao
[16:27] leeuhhpluradon: meanwhile these steroid things
[16:28] leeuhhpluradon: that i dont have to take as much
[16:28] leeuhhpluradon: are tiny as fuck
[16:28] leeuhhpluradon: but the giant ones are 3x a day for 5 days
[16:28] leeuhhpluradon: 5 daaays
[16:28] uchikomaplatinum: before when?
[16:28] leeuhhpluradon: what?
[16:29] uchikomaplatinum: oh nvm i read wrong
[16:29] uchikomaplatinum: sup
[16:29] leeuhhpluradon: oh
[16:30] leeuhhpluradon: sitting and stuff
[16:30] leeuhhpluradon: boop
[16:30] leeuhhpluradon: is fun to say
[16:32] uchikomaplatinum: o.o
[16:32] leeuhhpluradon: that is all

Cool decks.

Nathan Tamayo: maybe we can get seth to come back to MTG
Nathan Tamayo: that would be cool i have a feeling he'd make some sick decks
Astrea Centin: nah
Astrea Centin: he likes red

see

[15:55] uchikomaplatinum: thats all for now
[15:55] leeuhhpluradon: see
[15:55] uchikomaplatinum: see what
[15:55] leeuhhpluradon: aww*
[15:55] uchikomaplatinum: ...

[15:59] Thomas Edward Perez: Lol
[16:00] Thomas Edward Perez: Msyesyd
[16:00] nathantamayo@gmail.com: Spnasit
[16:01] leeuhhpluradon: LOL hey atleast mine was autotext
[16:01] leeuhhpluradon: you two are just dumb
[16:06] uchikomaplatinum: I WAS BLACKOUT DRUNK

this week on HOUSE

[13:32] lyla tamayo: wanna show you the house so bad :(
[13:35] lyla tamayo: coz there is this weird alcove and i don't kow what to put in there....
[13:35] lyla tamayo: it's not wide enough for a bookshelf
[13:35] nathantamayo@gmail.com: drafting table
[13:36] nathantamayo@gmail.com: time out chair
[13:36] nathantamayo@gmail.com: toilet
[13:38] lyla tamayo: .....
[13:38] lyla tamayo: nvm
[13:38] lyla tamayo: you are of no help
[13:40] nathantamayo@gmail.com: i could just stand there
[13:40] nathantamayo@gmail.com: handing out pamphlets
[13:40] nathantamayo@gmail.com: panhandling
[13:40] lyla tamayo: oomg
[13:40] lyla tamayo: zomg
[13:40] lyla tamayo: just stop

17:09] uchikomaplatinum: i wish i knew if i owned D&D 3.5 hardcover somewhere
[17:09] uchikomaplatinum: its $70
[17:09] uchikomaplatinum: uggggh
[17:09] Julia Chateauvieux: (:
[17:09] Julia Chateauvieux: wait
[17:09] Julia Chateauvieux: ):

[11:51] nathantamayo@gmail.com: If someone calls and asks for Beman arrows, is it wrong for me to answer, "No we don't carry shitty arrows."

[11:52] lyla tamayo: Nah

[11:52] nathantamayo@gmail.com: lmfao

[11:52] lyla tamayo: Don't forget to tweet it too so they stop calling

[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: HEY
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: HEY
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: YOU GOT A BOX
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: IT SAYS
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: WOOT
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: LIKE A TRAIN
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: OR A RETARDED OWL
[17:33] Thomas Edward Perez: ...
[17:33] Thomas Edward Perez: Sweet
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: OR
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: i dont know what
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: BUT ITS HERE
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: THOMAS PEREZ
[17:33] nathantamayo@gmail.com: THATS YOU
[17:36] Thomas Edward Perez: Yes thank you
[17:36] Thomas Edward Perez: I'll get it tomorrow
[17:37] nathantamayo@gmail.com: IT'S A HEADSET
[17:41] nathantamayo@gmail.com: oh
[17:41] nathantamayo@gmail.com: oh shit
[17:41] nathantamayo@gmail.com: IT WAS A HEADSET
[17:50] Thomas Edward Perez: ....

[18:14] Porn0Steve: so how do you get milk from the cows........because punching them straight in the face doesn't work
[18:14] UchikomaPlatinum: have you tried hitting them with a bucket
[18:14] Porn0Steve: hmm, no. I'll test it with cindy first
[18:15] UchikomaPlatinum: good idea
[18:15] UchikomaPlatinum: that was a spousal abuse and wife-is-a-cow joke at the same time

[13:51] nathantamayo@gmail.com: Segway inventor died last year. Body was found off a cliff, his all-terrain Segway nearby.
[13:51] nathantamayo@gmail.com: not inventer. company owner. my bad
[14:15] Thomas Edward Perez: Yeah...
[14:15] Thomas Edward Perez: The company was the death of him.
[14:16] nathantamayo@gmail.com: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!
[14:18] Thomas Edward Perez: o.o
[14:18] nathantamayo@gmail.com: OUT HERE IN THE FIELD
[14:21] Thomas Edward Perez: Oh. Wow. Just got that.
[14:21] Thomas Edward Perez: Also that's 2 different songs
[14:22] nathantamayo@gmail.com: what, Bob O'reily?
[14:22] Thomas Edward Perez: (and 2 different csi's I might add)
[14:22] nathantamayo@gmail.com: I don't know.
[14:22] nathantamayo@gmail.com: All Pink Floyd sounds the same.
[14:28] Thomas Edward Perez: /head explode.

just a guess

[12:25] Thomas Edward Perez: Not really, was supposed to have had it for saturday's pipit shoot
[12:25] nathantamayo@gmail.com: oh sorry
[12:25] Thomas Edward Perez: Pipit??
[12:25] Thomas Edward Perez: Wtf is a pipit
[12:26] Thomas Edward Perez: Photo*
[12:26] nathantamayo@gmail.com: a songbird that lives mainly on the ground in open country; has streaky brown plumage
[12:26] nathantamayo@gmail.com: is my guess
[12:26] Thomas Edward Perez: .........
[12:26] Thomas Edward Perez: Thanks.
[12:26] nathantamayo@gmail.com: just a guess

That's a funny lookin' Mountain...

Peter: I play a Mountain, do you concede?

Ken: *looks at his Forest*

Peter: ... *picks up his Forest, puts down a Mountain*

Ken: Do you concede?

I'd need at least a few more shots...

Peter: omgdrunk
Peter: yay margarita friday's
David Torres: wow im so fucking jealous
David Torres: i cant even begin to explain
Peter: Ken Barrango: ...
Ken Barrango: I hate you
Peter: muahahahahaha
Peter: and!
Peter: it was all expensed!
Peter: <3
David Torres: you realize that the next time we see you, we're goin to string you up by your testicles
David Torres: right?
Peter: it's so worth it
Peter: now i'm just opening and closing files in an attempt to look not drunk
David Torres: LKOL
Peter: oh god
Peter: i'm drunk and on starcitygames
Peter: someone stop me
14:00
David Torres: bai me things too!
Peter: ...
Peter: ken said the same thing
David Torres: but you're drunk and not next to us. this is the only way we can currently take advantage of you
David Torres: ^_^
Peter: 1x burst lightning, several zendikar lands
Peter: what else?
David Torres: JtMS
David Torres: thanks
Peter: ...
Peter: i'm not THAT drunk
David Torres: BOOO

I'd need at least a few more shots...

Peter: omgdrunk
Peter: yay margarita friday's
David Torres: wow im so fucking jealous
David Torres: i cant even begin to explain
Peter: Ken Barrango: ...
Ken Barrango: I hate you
Peter: muahahahahaha
Peter: and!
Peter: it was all expensed!
Peter: <3
David Torres: you realize that the next time we see you, we're goin to string you up by your testicles
David Torres: right?
Peter: it's so worth it
Peter: now i'm just opening and closing files in an attempt to look not drunk
David Torres: LKOL
Peter: oh god
Peter: i'm drunk and on starcitygames
Peter: someone stop me
14:00
David Torres: bai me things too!
Peter: ...
Peter: ken said the same thing
David Torres: but you're drunk and not next to us. this is the only way we can currently take advantage of you
David Torres: ^_^
Peter: 1x burst lightning, several zendikar lands
Peter: what else?
David Torres: JtMS
David Torres: thanks
Peter: ...
Peter: i'm not THAT drunk
David Torres: BOOO

karate

[14:26] Thomas Edward Perez: Since eric has karate
[14:26] nathantamayo@gmail.com: yeah
[14:26] nathantamayo@gmail.com: its pronounced karate
[14:33] Thomas Edward Perez: ....
[14:33] Thomas Edward Perez: You know you're typing
[14:34] nathantamayo@gmail.com: What's your point?
[14:34] Thomas Edward Perez: ....nvm

[14:35] nathantamayo@gmail.com: would you rather play Samurai Warriors or Dynasty Warriors
[14:37] nathantamayo@gmail.com: i found Samurai Warriors 2 - Empires for $9 at gamestop i might get that after work
[14:51] Thomas Edward Perez: All look same.
[14:54] nathantamayo@gmail.com: THAT'S HELLA RACIST

Trolling a troll...

Peter: http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-recession.jpg
Emily: i'm not sure i get it ...
Peter: it's pedobear!
Peter: stripping!
Emily: what is a pedobear !
Peter: ...
Peter: how do you, of all people, not know pedobear!
Peter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear
Peter: http://www.pedobearstore.com/ProductDetail.aspx?StoreProductId=22110664&SectionCode=0101&Keywords=Women-Like-Whiskey-Black-T-Shirt
Emily: omg 4chan
Emily: ok i have seen that bear
Emily: i didn't know he had a name
Emily: hahaha

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Peter: Emily: i'm not sure i get it ...
Peter: it's pedobear!
Peter: stripping!
Emily: what is a pedobear !
Peter: ...
Peter: how do you, of all people, not know pedobear!
12:30
nanojate: wow, whats her problem
nanojate: i swear
nanojate: shes like
nanojate: whoreish but so naive
Peter: i know!
nanojate: i dont get it
Peter: i mean, out of EVERYONE
Peter: she would be the last i'd expect to not know pedobear
nanojate: i think she just needs to bulk up her internet knowledge
nanojate: cuz cmon
nanojate: im not even saying, her of all people
nanojate: pedobear of all things
nanojate: how can anyone not know pedobear, of all internetisms
nanojate: fucking damnit emily
Peter: hahahaha
Peter: look at you, all outraged now
nanojate: at first i was whatever
nanojate: but now that i think of it
nanojate: im raging
nanojate: its fucking PEDOBEAR
nanojate: COME. ON.
nanojate: EMILY, WHAT IN THE HELL.
nanojate: lol jk im cool
Peter: ahahahaha
Peter: oh god, i'm dying here
Peter: PEDOBEAR IS SACRED
nanojate: ahhah
nanojate: ITS LIKE TELLING SOMEONE A CANADA JOKE AND THEY DONT KNOW WHAT CANADA IS

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Peter: [paste from Nano's conversation]
Emily: hahahhaha
Peter: oh god, i'm cracking up
Emily: is that nano
Emily: hahahaha
Peter: yeah
Emily: ok ok i get the pedobear now !
Emily: i am enlightened
Emily: :p
Peter: i'd tell him
Peter: but it's much more entertaining watching him rage
Emily: hahahaha
Emily: i should msg him
Emily: and be like
Emily: what is a pedobear
Peter: DO IT
Emily: ok i did
Emily: but he hasn't responded yet
Peter: rofl

Emily: me: do you know what a pedobear is
peter's freaking out cuz i don't
he showed me some demotivation poster thing
and it made no sense to me
nanojate: EMILY
MAN
man
emily
man
me: ?
nanojate: you dont know who pedobear is
man
..man....
me: oh it's a person ?
nanojate: emily this makes me really sad
like
Peter: AHAHAHAHA
Emily: nanojate: emily this makes me really sad
like
it makes me phsycially depressed
i have a sinking feeling in my heart
and my eyes are stinging
me: oh no
nanojate: and tears are starting to well
me: is pedobear a shaman
nanojate: my arms are shaking and i cant hold my fingers still
me: to have such an affect on you
nanojate: its
saddening
Peter: seriously, watching nano rage is hella funny
Emily: nanojate: its
saddening
its so depressing
im
i cant
i cant handle this right now, i have so much going on
to put this on top of it
its
its too much emily
me: ok, is it a WoW thing ?
nanojate: i cant
i just cant
its not
its an internet thing
me: oh
weird i've never heard of him
Peter: omg
Peter: this is fantastic
Peter: you're great
Emily: nanojate: emily. im going to pray for you tonight
me: um ok
do you pray to pedobear
nanojate: i do not
me: is he like a deity
an internet diety
nanojate: are you at work with a work filter?
me: i'm at work but we have no filter
nanojate: like, websites blocked and good stuff like that
me: oh
i googled it, and he's a cute bear thing !
or a beaver ?
i don't get it
Emily: nanojate: its a japanese brown bear
who loves children
me: oh
i'm a pedobear then !
except i'm not japanese
or a brown bear

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

nanojate: :(
nanojate: it physically hurts
Peter: LMAO
Peter: did your head explode yet?
nanojate: i just ended up telling her the simplest definition
nanojate: man, it hurts
nanojate: like..im saddened
nanojate: emotionally drained
Peter: is it the same feeling you get after watching twilight?
nanojate: no
nanojate: no
nanojate: twilight
nanojate: God.
nanojate: this is depression
nanojate: twilight was rage
nanojate: how in the fuck can anyone think that was a good movie
nanojate: even if you take out the bais against twilight
nanojate: sparlky vampires and whatever
nanojate: the plot, the ACTING, GOD THE ACTING, the story
nanojate: the everything
nanojate: fucking FUCKING FUCK DAMNIT PETER FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME
Peter: my work here is done

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Emily: me: i totally don't get this pedobaer thing
but he was cute
so i blew him up
and printed him
and now he's posted next to my nametag
outside my office
Peter: LOL

Peter: oh man
Peter: we just trolled nano hardcore
Emily: me: ok cool
it's right next to my printout of edward from twilight

and also my print out of shane from l-wordhave you seen either ?

i love l-word .. and hung

nanojate: neither

me: and twilight is my favorite book and movie ever !

Emily: nanojate: fantastic writer
Peter: that was 500 kinds of awesome
Emily: hahaha

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

nanojate: i hope you die to death
12:45
nanojate: and i hope your corpse rots in hell
nanojate: i hope the next time you ejaculate, you come blood.
Peter: sparkly blood?
nanojate: flakey white blood
nanojate: because your white blood cells gave up on life, and you

Hm

Nathan: Do you want a hamburger or a cheeseburger?
Niece: Which is bigger?
Nathan: They're the same.
Niece: Which has cheese?
Nathan: The cheeseburger.
Niece: Hamburger.

Red Shirt

Thomas: What are you wearing?
Nathan: Black shoes, black slacks, red shirt... I'm not comign home am I!?
Thomas: Recommend the gold shirt.

...

Thomas: Why do you have hair ties in your car?
Nathan: I used to have long hair?
Thomas: Oh shit!
Nathan: You're kidding.
Thomas: No.
Nathan: Blog'd.

...

Thomas: Why do you have hair ties in your car?
Nathan: I used to have long hair?
Thomas: Oh shit!
Nathan: You're kidding.
Thomas: No.
Nathan: Blog'd.

owned

Neice: "Knock knock."
Nathan: "Who's there?"
Neice: "Doctor."
Nathan: "...which doctor?"
Neice: "The tenth one."
Nathan: "..."

[15:19] leeuhhpluradon: i really, really tiny crochet hook
[15:19] leeuhhpluradon: a
[15:21] UchikomaPlatinum: you just accidentally a coca cola bottle

Re: Sonic Screwdriver?

[14:42] nathantamayo@gmail.com: can you bring my Sonic please k thx
[14:43] lyla tamayo: He keeps rolling into a ball and slamming into boxes
[14:43] nathantamayo@gmail.com: LMAO

Leahpluradon: http://www.universalorlando.com/merchandise/HPCategoryList.aspx?parentCategory=harrypotter%28merchandisebasecatalog%29&categoryName=harrypotter%28merchandisebasecatalog%29
Leahpluradon: there does not appear to be a way to view all?
Leahpluradon: i dont wanna navigate this shit too lazy
Nathan Tamayo: http://www.universalorlando.com/Merchandise/ProductList.aspx?parentCategory=top%20seller%28merchandisebasecatalog%29&categoryName=top%20seller%28merchandisebasecatalog%29
Nathan Tamayo: "view all 36 products"
Leahpluradon: 36
Leahpluradon: THIRTY SIX
Leahpluradon: BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR THERE WERE THIRTY SEVEN
Nathan Tamayo: omg
Nathan Tamayo: omg
Nathan Tamayo: <3<3<3<3
Leahpluradon: xD

is like a ninja

[16:51] UchikomaPlatinum: despise is da one sapping da sentry
[16:52] FalcnGuard: i will kill all filipinos
[16:52] FalcnGuard: all of them

Is like a salty.

Ken Barrango: first day back at work
Peter: shoot yourself yet?
Ken Barrango: i remembered why i despise my job so much
16:45
Ken Barrango: i don't think that word is strong enough
Peter: despise?
Peter: of course
Peter: you're using the wrong words
Peter: despise is da one you put on your pood
Ken Barrango: i'm going to cut you
Ken Barrango: so bad
Peter: < 3

[19:18] leeuhhpluradon: omfg food
[19:18] leeuhhpluradon: nom nom no
[19:18] uchikomaplatinum: nom nom yes
[19:19] leeuhhpluradon: m
[19:19] uchikomaplatinum: n
[19:19] leeuhhpluradon: o
[19:20] uchikomaplatinum: p
[19:20] leeuhhpluradon: monopoly?
[19:21] uchikomaplatinum: o.o
[19:21] uchikomaplatinum: ::hands her $200::
[19:22] leeuhhpluradon: woot
[19:22] leeuhhpluradon: now go to jail

dibs

[15:29] UchikomaPlatinum: ::picks her nose::
[15:29] leeuhhpluradon: that's gross
[15:29] UchikomaPlatinum: yeah
[15:29] UchikomaPlatinum: and?
[15:30] leeuhhpluradon: uh
[15:30] leeuhhpluradon: if you find anything of value it's mine

[15:16] leeuhhpluradon: I WANT FUCKING

Murder is sexy.

Trevors: Also this pic, Emo or okay? I kinda like the setup of it:
Trevor: http://www.flickr.com/photos/31316819@N07/4664429855/sizes/l/in/photostream/
Peter: less emo and more serial killer
Peter: but i happen to like it
Trevor: haha
Peter: yes, it's "dark"
Trevor: Also Eharmony in a way, profile I'm extra Emoish :-P
Trevor: When I made the profile it was a while back
Trevor: And it asks last book you read
Peter: twilight?
Trevor: My answer was portrait of dorian gray :-P
Peter: wow
Trevors: Which might be worse
Peter: well, unless you can pull off super witty on the fly
19:00
Trevor: Crap
Peter: ok
Peter: emo
Trevor: Haha
Trevor: Wait, McFly? like Marty?
Trevor: Back to the Future!
Peter: only if where you're going you don't need roads
Peter: like the woods
Peter: behind a creepy house
Peter: at night
Peter: for a murder
Trevor: Oh yeah

[17:49] Thomas Edward Perez: ryan wants to go
[17:49] Thomas Edward Perez: also he says FU
[17:49] Thomas Edward Perez: ion o why
[17:49] Thomas Edward Perez: oh
[17:49] Thomas Edward Perez: to me
[17:49] Thomas Edward Perez: F me
[17:49] Thomas Edward Perez: nvm
[17:50] Thomas Edward Perez: ignore me

It's a tarp!

Katy Westerman: trap
Katy Westerman: t
Katy Westerman: r
Katy Westerman: a
Katy Westerman: p
Peter: it's a tarp!
Peter: omg we should go camping
Katy Westerman: yes!
Peter: au natural
Katy Westerman: ...
Katy Westerman: i hope that means with a tent and fire pit, not nude
Peter: and the tarp!
Peter: with a tent
Peter: we can be nude in the tent
Peter: and i can give her something to trap
Peter: in her mouth
Katy Westerman: There is no such thing as "sexting". It's called "being a whore"
Peter: ps: i mean a penis

DONGLE

Jason_work: uru
Jason_work: you have the mobile authenticator bit hooked up right?
Urumi: no
Urumi: i have the dongle
Emli: DONGLE
Barith_Work: dangle
Urumi: hold on
Urumi: let me whip out my dongle
Urumi: and let it dangle
Barith_Work: You got a dongle on your hang-low?
Urumi: skeet skeet skeet

Admit it. You lol'd.

Sandria: http://gizmodo.com/5527545/its-that-time-again-but-im-so-tired
Sandria: HHAHAHAHA
Sandria: must buy
Peter: but then wouldn't your watch always be wrong? ;P
Sandria: ...

My new phone is Incredible!

Ken Barrango: I keep forgetting I can go to any website now
Peter: newgrounds.com
Ken Barrango: You bitch
Peter: < 3

Embrace the rage

Jason_home: my favorite really
Jason_home: is when a student faxes something
Jason_home: then 30 second later e-mails 'did you get my fax?'
Jason_home: 20 seconds after that
Jason_home: calls
Jason_home: 'did you get my fax?'
Jason_home: 30 seconds after that
Jason_home: refaxes
Jason_home: meanwhile I loooooooooveeed
Jason_home: at my old job
Jason_home: that the way we had to confirm student bookings
Jason_home: was back and forth by fax with japan/korea
Jason_home: because 'they don't trust e-mail'
Jason_home: .........................................
Urumi: ...
Jason_home: J-A-P-A-N
Jason_home: doesn't trust e-mail?
Jason_home: WTF???????
Jason_home: they practically have a catheter up the dick of the internet and they don't trust e-mail??
Jason_home: ok
Jason_home: I need to step away
Jason_home: I have embraced the rage
Urumi: lmao
Jason_home: I must take this out on my dishes

[4/25/10 April 25, 11:36:22 PM] Leah Lents: i definitely had my planner 5 minutes ago
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:36:46 PM] section9browncoat: LOL
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:37:14 PM] Emily Perez: then you should sitll have your planner
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:37:52 PM] Leah Lents: yeah
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:37:54 PM] Leah Lents: in theory
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:37:59 PM] section9browncoat: lol
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:38:07 PM] Leah Lents: the laws of Leah are different
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:38:54 PM] Leah Lents: and incomprehensible
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:38:54 PM] Emily Perez: I see
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:39:01 PM] Emily Perez: I'm not familiar with thos laws
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:39:17 PM] Leah Lents: yeah me neither
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:39:30 PM] Emily Perez: lol
[4/25/10 April 25, 11:39:53 PM] section9browncoat: LOL

@MarianCall "So you're not related to anyone?"
@Aleahmora "Well, I have parents and stuff."

Steve: And I have seen a lot of Comcast techs in my place.
Nathan: Because you keep calling them over for sex.
Mark: Err...
Nathan: Mark's thinking, "I gotta go..."
Mark: Yeah I gotta go. Pizza's here.

(2:06:33 PM) SeraphWhisper: i just out gayed a gay man
(2:06:35 PM) SeraphWhisper: fuck me

[19:20] leeuhhpluradon: YOU WOULDN'T GET SOME FORM OF HERPES FOR ME
[19:20] leeuhhpluradon: YOU SUCK
[19:20] uchikomaplatinum: ...
[19:21] leeuhhpluradon: jeez
[19:21] uchikomaplatinum: Look. I prefer to have painless urination. I apologize. I love you, but not that much.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[17:37] falcnguard: hey baby?
[17:37] uchikomaplatinum: why is that a question
[17:37] falcnguard: what are you wearing!
[17:37] uchikomaplatinum: did you forget whether we're together or broken up at the moment, again?
[17:38] uchikomaplatinum: oh god he's forgotten how to punctuate
[17:38] uchikomaplatinum: soon he'll be just using semi-colons and hyphens willy-nilly
[17:39] falcnguard: ¿i'm not sure how to punctuate anymore?
[17:40] falcnguard: i'ts all getting s;o conf&sing!
[17:40] uchikomaplatinum: sigh

Just you wait...

Danny: Sorry David, you have to do it.
Nathan: Yeah because you're youngest.
David: Dammit... You just wait until I'm older...

Nathan: Apparently I was building a pirate deck.
Thomas: Yar?
Nathan: No, I was.

[17:42] uchikomaplatinum: OMG CAN WE MAKE LOVE ON THE BEACH
[17:42] uchikomaplatinum: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT
[17:42] leeuhhpluradon: ..wat
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: what?
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: no?
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: i hate you
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: why dont you want me to be happy
[17:43] leeuhhpluradon: you find a beach where that's acceptable
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: lmao
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: lol
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: man
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: that was the best response
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: lol
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: still laughing
[17:43] uchikomaplatinum: dork
[17:44] leeuhhpluradon: :D

So good.

Danny: You should convince him with "If you let us in, this girl will blow you so good."
David: You mean, "Well. Blow you so well."

[19:10] leeuhhpluradon: *pokes*
[19:11] UchikomaPlatinum: x.x
[19:11] UchikomaPlatinum: you hit my weak spot
[19:11] UchikomaPlatinum: i'm like a video game boss
[19:11] UchikomaPlatinum: you've also poked it 3 times
[19:11] leeuhhpluradon: oh
[19:11] UchikomaPlatinum: i am defeated
[19:11] UchikomaPlatinum: x.x
[19:11] leeuhhpluradon: achievement unlocked
[19:11] UchikomaPlatinum: lol
[19:11] leeuhhpluradon: :D